Finn the Human

When I'm not kicking evil's butt, I'm having a go at this ''winning the heart of the princess'' thing.

[#AdventureTime!]

[Finn the Human @RadicalHero]

Please go check out @_Ice_King_ so he’ll take off that turbo-gross costume. I can’t keep looking at that thing!

[Finn the Human @RadicalHero]

NO. NO, QUIT IT. NONONO. [RT @_Ice_King_: One follower from 2000 humm? Know what time it is?]

[Finn the Human @RadicalHero]

@DadTheHuman I’m gonna kick you in your dude thang so hard you fly right up into the Cloud Kingdom.

[Finn the Human @RadicalHero]

I got a Father’s Day card from Stormo and NEPTR yesterday. I never think about being a dad but I guess I am!

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YOUR FATHER’S DAY PRESENT IS ME NOT PULLING OFF YOUR ARM. [RT @DadTheHuman: I didn't even get a Father's Day present]

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No. And now I want your arm. [RT @DadTheHuman: @RadicalHero I expected something like “My dad is better”]

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AN ELEVATOR CAN ACTUALLY RAISE A CHILD.

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What’s the difference between my dad and an elevator?

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@Finnthehuman000 We just made out, I think. I got a lot of lumps in my face and it was kinda weird.

[Finn the Human @RadicalHero]

Keepin’ it breezy.

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I mean, don’t get me wrong, LSP’s nice and all, but she’s way intense and I can’t swim well in the deep end.

[Finn the Human @RadicalHero]

LSP and I didn’t go to tier 15, if anyone was worried.

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Don’t come any closer or you’ll notice I’m actually just a swarm of extremely well-organised bees.

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WARNING: THIS TWITTER CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE. Leave now if you can’t handle words such as “briefcase”, “mortgage”, “economy” or “office”.

[Finn the Human @RadicalHero]

If a Pilot Whale asks you if you need a ride, politely refuse and call the police.

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Contrary to popular belief, Pilot Whales are not licensed to fly aircraft.

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@DadTheHuman @Finnthehuman000 DADDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

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[RT @DadTheHuman: I have your gross arm with me, I'm selling it for a new boot because mine got wrecked because of you] WHYDIDYOUABANDONME

[Finn the Human @RadicalHero]

I dunno if I’ve gotta water this flower or what.

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I’m not okay.