Dave the Cave

Dave’s the name. Caving? Now THAT’S my game. Dave the Cave by name. And also by nature. I buy and sell Caving equipment at @CrowboroughCave

[Dave the Cave @Radio9L]

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Dave’s the name. Caving? Now THAT’S my game. Dave the Cave by name. And also by nature. I buy and sell Caving equipment at @CrowboroughCave

[Crowborough Caves @CrowboroughCave]

🏆 Think you’re a dead ringer for @Nigel_Farage? Prove it at the Crowborough Caves Festive Lookalike Competition!

📅 Sat 16 November
📍 Crowborough Caves

Bring your best #NigelFarage face and stand a chance to win some fantastic prizes. Don’t forget to dress the part!

[Crowborough Caves @CrowboroughCave]

We would like to extend a warm congratulations to our new president - well done Harold Wilkes for being elected as the new head of the Committee.

[Dave the Cave @Radio9L]

Please RT.

We urgently need this important package full of Caving peripherals.

#Urgent
#ImportantPackage
#CavingPeripherals

[Crowborough Caves @CrowboroughCave]

Anyone recognise this house? An important package for The Caves has bees delivered there, and we really need it.

[Dave the Cave @Radio9L]

Done! All nice and clean. You could eat your dinner off the bowl.

[Crowborough Caves @CrowboroughCave]

We are aware of some stink issues with our loos. Please bear with us whilst our cave plumber fixes the issue.

[Dave the Cave @Radio9L]

@GibblingRivalry @CrowboroughCave I’ll get my guana bucket and scoop it all up

[Dave the Cave @Radio9L]

@GibblingRivalry @CrowboroughCave My favourite Breakfast Wine is a shatto nurf doo papp Nance

[Dave the Cave @Radio9L]

@WhoTookMyName7 @CrowboroughCave Beef Tea!

#BeefTea

[Crowborough Caves @CrowboroughCave]

#breakingcavenews

[Dave the Cave @Radio9L]

@GibblingRivalry

[Dave the Cave @Radio9L]

#CaveNews

[Crowborough Caves @CrowboroughCave]

#cavenews

[Dave the Cave @Radio9L]

Alexa. DM Maeve and tag @CrowboroughCave
Maeve, I’m going for a pre-breakfast Cave, but will be back in time for Lorraine Kelly on ITV. When I collect my underpants from the dry cleaners shall I pick up some Scotch Eggs from Waitrose? Alexa, send.

[Dave the Cave @Radio9L]

@WhoTookMyName7 @GibblingRivalry @CrowboroughCave

[Dave the Cave @Radio9L]

@GibblingRivalry @WhoTookMyName7 @CrowboroughCave I’ll leave the guana bucket by the sump, Al. You can do it in that. But, afterwards please take it home and dispose of it in a safe place.

[Dave the Cave @Radio9L]

@GibblingRivalry @CrowboroughCave

[Dave the Cave @Radio9L]

@GibblingRivalry @CrowboroughCave Will do.

(Isn’t it pronounced ‘Guana’?)

[Dave the Cave @Radio9L]

@CrowboroughCave Here’s hoping I get a new guana bucket

[Dave the Cave @Radio9L]

@GibblingRivalry @CrowboroughCave

[Dave the Cave @Radio9L]

@GibblingRivalry @CrowboroughCave Kojak’s Anus isn’t the only thing that’s agape.

My mouth is too*

*In awe

[Nancy Bellis @GibblingRivalry]

After several months of repairs to one of @CrowboroughCave’s most popular grottos, we can officially announce that work is complete!❤️
So, I’m delighted to get this opportunity to announce: “I now declare that Kojak’s Anus is open”