Carl D. Stutsman

[Carl D. Stutsman @RadioCarl]

Remember folks When you smurf a smurf your not just smurfing that smurf...you're smurfing every smurf that smurf has ever smurfed with

[Carl D. Stutsman @RadioCarl]

So there is going to be a new show about #AnimalControl? Hey @joelmchale I just so happen to be a bad #comedian AND a real Animal Control Officer. If it helps my resume I was recently bitten by a raccoon while trying to set it free…still haven’t got the rabies results though.

[Carl D. Stutsman @RadioCarl]

Has nobody realized that what’s happening with @PatrickMahomes injury is, essentially, what happened to @JayHasTweets in the @ChicagoBears NFC Championship game? And ya’ll just dogged on J for not wanting to play for his team, but Mahomes gets to be forlorn hero,just sayin. @NFL

[Carl D. Stutsman @RadioCarl]

@portilloshotdog You know what to do…
#bears #chicagobears #chi #portillos #nfl

[Carl D. Stutsman @RadioCarl]

Imagine being a more than $17 billion organization and having your game broadcasts look and sound like a community college put it together. @NFL @nflnetwork

[Carl D. Stutsman @RadioCarl]

Now I didn’t watch the game, but I assume that Jimmy G at some point ran onto the field and gave Trey Lance the ol’ Nancy Carrigan today? #nfl #49ers #quarterback

[Kelly Joe @kjcollins75]

Say what you want about Bears fans..it was a long, wet and miserable walk back to my car, and not one fan talked smack. Dozens of them wished me good luck and stated Lance is a stud. Let that sink in, NOT one rubbed it in. I have nothing but respect for Chicago.

[Carl D. Stutsman @RadioCarl]

Dear @BensPretzels

I tell you this because I love you, and never expect anything but the best. However, in this case you need to do better.

Only a psychopath would dip like this. Is this a cry for help from someone in marketing?

Sincerely,
Loyal Customer

[Carl D. Stutsman @RadioCarl]

@radiobrooklyne The Dinosaurs, duh. We asked.

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@warrenkluck The bots are getting smarter. They chose someone in my contacts list wherein bad grammar wouldn’t be a tip off.

[Carl D. Stutsman @RadioCarl]

In the American Civil War about 57,000 people died from Dysentery.

For some reason Aaron Rodgers thought this was the best course of action because Football is hard…

[Carl D. Stutsman @RadioCarl]

I’ll never understand how WISCONSIN loves this guy.

Hey Aaron you put some pretty cryptic shit out there last night. What’s the news?

Oh no big news I just got done with this ancient Indian cleanse and wanted everybody to know how cool I am.

Just wow.

[Carl D. Stutsman @RadioCarl]

@marycaltriderTV Amazing how the refs can basically stay out of a game for 56 minutes but decide the game in the last 3

[Carl D. Stutsman @RadioCarl]

@Bengals will be back. Good to see Stafford and Floyd get a ring. But I’ll be honest. I’m totally deflated.

Tom would be proud.

[Carl D. Stutsman @RadioCarl]

@DanShuftan Have you considered buying new hands

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@darrinwright Well St. Louis will get their money…

[Carl D. Stutsman @RadioCarl]

A great game. Decided by the refs. Damn.

[Carl D. Stutsman @RadioCarl]

So happy that racist cell phone cameras will soon be a thing of the past

[Carl D. Stutsman @RadioCarl]

@heytommie Did I not call this like two years ago. Cohen and Groenig knew what they were doing when they left it open.

[Carl D. Stutsman @RadioCarl]

@radiobrooklyne @SlimJim I need to smoosh that chonky cat