PaulFrickingWilliams

Showman and partaker in parlour games. Music, beauty and truth

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Stolen valour

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I remember when I cloned myself. It made me so angry. I was beside myself.

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Went out with this girl for the first time, she took me to a Mormon meeting. I told her....sorry...I don't do sects on the first date.

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Banana split on the freaky time train momma.

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@el_guincho Hola! I am big fan of yours! We are going to Primavera. Can you please play there? I would make me so happy. TE AMO! xx

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One day your great grandchildren will be able to look fondly upon those drunk photos from '05 and reminisce about the "good old days".

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@GhoshAmitav Amitav! Just finished FOF. Absolute Jadoo! Sounds like you have enough material to turn this into a hextology! Do it! Please! x

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Fantastic musical last night from @PointNShootMT. Recommended to anyone who loves future cinema crime noir. And everyone does.

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@Sscan99 Pussyman! Brother, we're in need of your skills. Wanna come to Primavera festival in Barcelona and show us how to get demz womenz?

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Punctuate your life with tea.

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@Harry_Cockburn Or other suitable acquain(dis)tance.

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If you keep your friends close and your enemies closer, where should you keep your frenemies?

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"No one questions a man with a dinosaur...They NEVER HAVE!" - @robdyrdek

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Short song parody. Dean Martin: How d'ya like your eggs in the morning? Helen O Connell: I'm vegan.

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If you ask me too many people are writing Open Letters. I'm gonna write me a Closed Letter. I'm not even gonna read it.

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Not gonna lie...those fig rolls were a big mistake.

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Why does Mrs have an R in it. Shouldn't it be Mss? THAT DON'T MAKE NO SENSE! #philosophy

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@cedricbixler_ Cedric, thanks for signing my vinyl last night. You're a cuddly bear. Did this happen to Omar? : http://t.co/hVWrTQw6FC

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@ContactMueller Mission Successful. A physical tweet came through the door this morn. It now it has a beloved place in my heart/kitchen.

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When I get a dog I'm gonna call him Peeve. Then he'll be my pet peeve.