Tanner Havens

Radio Clown 🛸

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@eandrewb @KidRock @IngrahamAngle God's about as real as @KidRock's Grammy's

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@NEMommaBear @KidRock @IngrahamAngle We always grew up thinking Americans were dumber than us... We all just didn't know the extent until now 😂 Are you all in on the bit or did all of your mother's drink turpentine during pregnancy?

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@woodwardsports Total legend... And snoop

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We were scared AI was going to take over but we were wrong. In ten years, AI will make us so drool danglingly stupid the Dolphins will take over as the dominant species. It's the Dolphins, follow the money.

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@hasek_dominik @RepDonBacon Canada here. Glad to see our country looking for more and more ways to work around America. They are not a friend. I'd go as far to consider them a threat to our way of life.

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@BenMulroney Damn I haven't heard @BenMulroney's name in years. I thought he'd be managing a Pizza Pizza by now.

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@PressSec President Trump pooped his pants yesterday.

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@CNN

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I'm currently weening my dog off of the treats she's loved since she was a puppy because they're "Made in the USA". She's switching to a Canadian made product and is officially more stoked on these. In summation, I believe I can cure Americanism. #BUYCANADIAN

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If Tom Wilson deliberately elbows a Tkachuk in the mouthguard, I will (a) donate $100 to Wilson's favourite charity, (b) buy a Wilson Jersey and (c) wear it every day for a year. I'm prepared to have this notarized.

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@PressSec Before or after he makes another poopy in his pants?

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@joeaverage709 @CheriDiNovo Wanna check your work on that one, big brains?

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@rickygervais is the British @joerogan except Joe's dipshit fans still can't tell if that's an accent or he's just gay.

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First Olympic team to injure a Tkachuk gets an automatic bye into he semifinals. Latvia, Denmark (especially), Germany... Who wants to be the hero?

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They got em all riled up on a couple "hot-button" issues and used that vitriol and rage to con them into lining more well-lined pockets.

That could never happen in Canada......

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"You should be respectful of other people's-"

No. They're letting them ruin the world.

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Imagine *still* being terrified of socialism when the world is currently overrun by the most evil, depraved, sadistic bunch of endlessly corrupt capitalist fucks history as ever seen.

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@GrandpaHarris65 Agree with the sentiment entirely. Stop using AI art.

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Local pizza > @pizzahut (and the others. @pizzahut was just the last corporate pizza I bought and will buy)
SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL PIE!!!!!

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Order from pizza places WITHOUT online portals. Corporate pizza is for dorks.

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The bottom line is pushing out customer service. They don't care. Your local pizzeria cares about your business because they need it. It's probably still a family recipe. Corporate pizza did the math, doing the job right is way more expensive than just doing it once.l