ラジウムうさぎ

「プロフィール欄に自己紹介を書く」という当たり前を嫌う作家｜#140字小説 をメインに、エッセイや中・長編を書いています｜なので、作品もひねくれてます。たぶん⋯｜挿絵は生成AIで作成しています｜そんなラジうさの日常アカはこちら→@radium_rabbit

[ラジウムうさぎ @radiumrabbit103]

ラジウムうさぎ / Radium Rabbit

140字小説を中心に創作しています。

日常の違和感や「あたりまえ」を、少しひねくれた視点から切り取るショートショートを書いています。

ブラックユーモア、風刺、そして意外な結末が好きです。
ときどきエッセイやスレッド形式の作品も投稿しています。

挿絵には生成AIを使用しています。

日本語の原作とあわせて、ChatGPTを用いたニュアンス重視の英語版（Work No.1〜）も順次公開中です。

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Radium Rabbit

I write Japanese 140-character microfiction, along with occasional essays and thread stories.

My work explores everyday life from slightly twisted angles, blending black humor, satire, and unexpected endings.

Illustrations are created with generative AI.

I'm also publishing English adaptations of my original Japanese works (Work No.1 onward), created with ChatGPT to preserve nuance.

#MicroFiction #FlashFiction #WritingCommunity

[ラジウムうさぎ @radiumrabbit103]

Work No. 9
"The Escape Diary of the Wanted Criminal: Idea" — Part 1
"There Are Still More in Stock"
"The Wanted Criminal: Idea" — Chapter 1
Hey, looking for me?
I'm Idea.
The embodiment of creativity.
The author, Rajuusa, was too sleepy, so I decided to show up instead.
This story isn't over yet.
I'll see you all again.
But listen...
If you start seeing me too often...
you'd better be careful.

English adaptation by ChatGPT, based on the original Japanese.

#MicroFiction #FlashFiction #WritingCommunity #CreativeWriting

Original Japanese:

[ラジウムうさぎ @radiumrabbit103]

「指名手配犯:アイデア」の逃亡記
第１話「ストックはまだある」

よう、オレかい？
創造力の具現化、アイデア様だ。

作者のラジうさが眠いから、オレが出てきた、ってわけだ。
この物語は続くからな。みんなとはまた会えるぜ。
ただ、頻繁にオレを見かけるようになったら、注意してくれ！
次回へ続く

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Work No. 8
"The Theory of Happiness"

"Great wizard, please...
please cure my little sister's illness."

"Very well.
But you will have to enter into a contract with a wizard.
Are you willing to accept that?"

"Thank you!
If it means my sister will be healed,
I'll accept any contract!"

"Then the contract is made.

Your condition is this:

Be happy."

"Wow...
What a kind person!"

"How naive.

Do you not know
just how difficult it is
to be happy?"

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English adaptation by ChatGPT, based on the original Japanese.

#MicroFiction #FlashFiction #WritingCommunity

**Original Japanese:**
https://t.co/h9nFQozQLI

[ラジウムうさぎ @radiumrabbit103]

魔法使い様、お願いだから、妹の病気を治して。
「よかろう。ただ魔法使いとの契約になるぞ？いいのかい？」
ありがとう！妹の病気が治るならどんな契約も受け入れるよ！
「なら契約だ。契約は、幸せになりな、だ。」
うわ、いい人だ！
「気楽だね。幸せがどれほど難しいことかを知らないのかい？」

[ラジウムうさぎ @radiumrabbit103]

作品ナン���ー167
タイトル「花を愛で　宵の光に　酔うわが身　時さえ止めて　留めぬ思い」

#140字小説 #ファウスト #文披31題

7/31のテーマは「花宵」

せっかくのチャレンジなので、実験的に挿絵を解禁しています。
※作者のデザインを、生成AIを用いて挿絵にしています

[ラジウムうさぎ @radiumrabbit103]

キミに会えるのは夜だけ。
けれどボクは眠いんだ。
あなたのそばという特等席で、あなたの笑顔が咲いている。
まどろみに抵抗しながら、美しい花を愛でて酔う。

時よ止まれ、あなたは美しい。

悪魔に魂を奪われても、女神の救済が約束されている。

堕落とは遠い勤勉の下で。

[ラジウムうさぎ @radiumrabbit103]

「文句を言いにきたわ」
またキミ？…う。
「あなた今熱39.0もあるのよ？ウイルス性胃腸炎らしいじゃない」
うう、身体中が痛い。
「こんなことはやめて、さっさと寝なさいよ」
こ、こんなこ��って。
ひどい言い草だ。
「作者がいないと私は存在出来ないんだから。早く治しなさい！」
うう…寝ます。

[ラジウムうさぎ @radiumrabbit103]

作品ナンバー70
タイトル「体調不良」
#140字小説
#ショートショート
#ラジウムうさぎ

[ラジウムうさぎ @radiumrabbit103]

「文句を言いにきたわ」
キミはハロウィンのときの？
「そう。あなた、オチで困���とメタ系に逃げすぎ。あと『アイデアの逃亡記』は何を書いてもいいわけじゃないわ！」
耳が痛い。
「けど、あなたのおかげで私は存在する。ありがとう。」
うう、ごめんよ。ネタが浮かばないから再登場させてしまった。

[ラジウムうさぎ @radiumrabbit103]

作品ナンバー４８
タイトル「存在論の苦情」
#140字小説
#ショートショート
#ラジウムうさぎ

[ラジウ���うさぎ @radiumrabbit103]

「文句を言いに来たわ」
またキミ？帰ったはずじゃ？
「キャラが勝手に動くってやつよ。私、結構人気なんだから」
そういうリプないけど…。
「これから増えるわ」
で、文句は？
「あれは叙述トリックじゃない。もし映像化の話が来たらどうするの？」

絵にも描けない素晴らしい作画になるんじゃない？

[ラジウムうさぎ @radiumrabbit103]

作品ナンバー６２
タイトル「文句娘、レギュラーになる」
#140字小説
#ショートショート
#ラジウムうさぎ

[ラジウムうさぎ @radiumrabbit103]

トリックオアトリート！
「はい、これ持ってけ。」
え、お菓子これだけ？
「物価高でな。仕方ないだろ。」
ならいたずらしてやる！
「はは、で何をやるんだ？」
��もしない。人生棒に振りたくない。
「ハロウィンもつまらなくなった。政治家に文句言ってやる」
文句はこれを書いた作者に言うべきよ。

[ラジウムうさぎ @radiumrabbit103]

作品ナンバー２６
タイトル「ハロウィン」
#140字小説
#ショートショート
#ラジウムうさぎ

[ラジウムうさぎ(日常) @radium_rabbit]

【ラジう���うさうさ裏話】

ようやくお披露目。
文句娘のビジュアルです。
全て生成AI版となります。
描画版は線画は出来ていますが、なかなか思うようにいきませんでした。
が、開き直ってAI版でOKとしました！

いかがでしょうか？

挿絵版はアイコンのスタイルに合わせています。

[ラジウムうさぎ @radiumrabbit103]

デザイン差分その3(生成AI)

[ラジウムうさぎ @radiumrabbit103]

聞きたいが、なぜびいどろなんだ？ガラスじゃダメなの？ノスタル��ーを書かせたいなら、まんまノスタルジーでもいいじゃない？
いまいち理解出来ない。
せっかくここまで書いてきたのに。
今日で何番目？
あ、いや、南蛮め？
⋯作者の力量不足だな。

[ラジウムうさぎ @radiumrabbit103]

デザイン差分その2(生成AI)

[ラジウムうさぎ @radiumrabbit103]

作品ナンバー165
タイトル「そんな疲労回復方法があるとはね」

#140字小説 #ニンニク注射 #文披31題

7/29のテーマは「影」

せっかくのチャレンジなので、実験的に挿絵を解禁しています。
※作者のデザインを、生成AIを用いて挿絵にしています

[ラジウムうさぎ @radiumrabbit103]

「ボクには実は影がないんだ」
友人は急に打ち明けてきた。
ピーター・パンじゃあるまいし、と思って友人の足元をみた瞬間、首を噛まれた。
血を吸われながら「そういや吸血鬼も⋯」と思い出したが、友人はボクを突き飛ばし、咳込んでいた。
ごめ��よ、友人。ニンニク注射受けたばかりなんだ。

[ラジウムうさぎ @radiumrabbit103]

RadiUsa Quest: The Goddess Who Broke the World and the Hero Who Made It Worse

Part 4: The Inventory That Broke Reality

This English adaptation was created with the assistance of ChatGPT. Rather than being a literal translation, it has been adapted to preserve the humor, pacing, and spirit of the original for English-speaking readers.

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Episode 16

The Everyone-Becomes-a-Hero Plan was officially dead.

Well...

If that's how the rules of this world work, there's nothing I can do.

Oh.

There's a medicinal herb growing by the roadside.

I'll take it.

My Strength stat has become ridiculously high, but my actual level is still low.

I can't afford to get careless.

The moment I reached for the herb...

Words appeared inside my head.

«Inventory full. Cannot pick up item.»

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Episode 17

It's just a herb.

It could easily fit in my pocket.

...

But there's no choice.

I'll throw away one Legendary Sword.

Having hundreds of swords that only I can use is just a burden.

The goddess stared at me.

Her expression said:

"No way... You're not serious..."

The value of a Legendary Sword had fallen below that of a medicinal herb.

Then another message appeared.

«You cannot discard this item.»

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Episode 18

The goddess went pale.

So did I.

"Wait...

I can never taste that bitterness again...?"

No.

That's not the problem here.

The Legendary Swords can't be discarded.

And nobody will buy something that can't be discarded.

Which means...

Our bag was filled with items that could never leave.

From now on, we couldn't pick up any important items.

We were stuck.

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Episode 19

I explained the situation to the goddess.

She quietly stood up...

and reached for the alcohol.

Yeah.

That was probably the correct response.

While she escaped reality, a dangerous thought appeared in my mind.

...

What would happen if I created even more Legendary Swords in this state?

Maybe my own judgment was already broken.

I acted immediately.

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Episode 20

Perhaps the laws of this world had already collapsed.

Following the same procedure as before...

the swords did not multiply.

...

No.

Maybe the world would collapse even without the Demon King doing anything.

All the Legendary Swords inside the bag transformed.

Into elderly men with terrifying faces and overwhelming presence.

255 of them.

Crowded together inside one bag.

The nightmare of trypophobia had returned.

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To be continued in Part 5...

#Fantasy #Comedy #LightNovel #RPG #WebNovel

[ラジウムうさぎ @radiumrabbit103]

RadiUsa Quest: The Goddess Who Broke the World and the Hero Who Made It Worse-Part 1: The Beginning of Everything That Went Wrong-

This English adaptation was created with the assistance of ChatGPT. Rather than being a literal translation, it has been adapted to preserve the humor, pacing, and spirit of the original for English-speaking readers.

Episode 1
Apparently...
I'm the Hero.
A beautiful woman claiming to be a goddess appeared before me and informed me that my peaceful village life was over. I was destined to leave home and save the world.
Our village has an enormous stone with the Legendary Sword embedded in it.
Every year during the Harvest Festival, the village's young men take turns trying to pull it free as part of an old sacred ritual.
This year...
The ritual ended.
Because I actually pulled the sword out.

Episode 2
The instant I drew the Legendary Sword, a breathtakingly beautiful woman appeared in front of me.
At first I thought only I could see her.
Apparently not.
The entire village was staring at her.
Then our bald village chief—who usually acts like he owns the world—walked over with a grin.
"So... you were the Hero all along."
Why is he suddenly acting friendly?
...Yeah.
Still can't stand the guy.

Episode 3
And that's how I ended up setting off on a journey with an actual goddess.
I hate occult nonsense.
But once it literally appears in front of you, arguing feels kind of pointless.
The village chief gave me a tiny travel allowance and an adventurer's bag.
Seriously?
You couldn't spare a little more?
Still...
The bag is incredible.
It can hold up to 255 items.

Episode 4
Is this goddess really... a goddess?
She has an alarming habit of searching through other people's houses.
What's even stranger is that nobody seems to mind.
That part honestly scares me more.
After one thorough "inspection," every stash of cash hidden in dressers across the village had mysteriously vanished.
Serves the chief right for being so cheap.
...
Lady Goddess?
You're taking the wine too?

Episode 5
The villagers don't even react to being robbed.
That's deeply unsettling.
Let's just leave before I start asking questions.
Lady Goddess, let's put the Strength Seeds and the medicinal herbs into the bag.
"Come on! Next village!"
...
She said that with far too much enthusiasm.
She's absolutely planning to loot another town.
Wait...
What if she isn't the Goddess of Light...
What if she's the Goddess of Theft?
And with that comforting thought...
Our adventure officially began.
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To be continued in Part 2...

#Fantasy #Comedy #LightNovel #RPG #WebNovel

[ラジウムうさぎ @radiumrabbit103]

【X文学スレッド】
ラジうさクエスト
〜やらかし女神とサイコな勇者〜

#ラジうさクエスト #やらかし女神
#小説

[ラジウムうさぎ @radiumrabbit103]

RadiUsa Quest: The Goddess Who Broke the World and the Hero Who Made It Worse

Part 3: The First Exploit

This English adaptation was created with the assistance of ChatGPT. Rather than being a literal translation, it has been adapted to preserve the humor, pacing, and spirit of the original for English-speaking readers.

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Episode 11

"I did not use the Strength Seeds as snacks!"

Wow.

This goddess actually lies with a completely straight face.

I made her show me her status screen as evidence.

Even she looked shocked.

But seriously...

How many did she eat?

"Well... the flavor was surprisingly addictive."

She confessed immediately.

But that wasn't the part I wanted to know.

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Episode 12

"Let's see...

I think I took it out of the bag, selected 'No' when it asked if I wanted to use it, then put it back...

Then I missed it, took it out again...

I just kept repeating that."

...

She skipped over the important part.

The part where she ate them.

Still...

As long as I knew the process, that was enough.

I tried the simple procedure myself.

And it worked.

The Legendary Sword became two.

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Episode 13

While chewing on Strength Seeds, I repeated the same simple process over and over.

The goddess drank water to recover from her hangover.

It didn't actually take that long.

Soon...

The bag was filled with 255 Legendary Swords.

What a strange bag.

Even carrying it on my back, it wasn't heavy at all.

But when I looked inside...

Hundreds of Legendary Swords were lined up perfectly.

Somehow, it was more terrifying than impressive.

A sight that could trigger trypophobia.

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Episode 14

I showed the goddess what was inside the bag.

She looked away and muttered:

"Those are all... Legendary Swords..."

If we gave these to everyone, defeating the Demon King would be easy, right?

I wouldn't need to risk my life grinding levels anymore.

"...Only the Hero can equip a Legendary Sword."

...

You could have mentioned that earlier.

That seems like important information.

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Episode 15

"Then why don't we put up a job posting at the Adventurer's Guild and hire people?

We can just give them the title of Hero."

"...Being a Hero isn't a job title.

Only the person who pulls the sword from that stone can become the Hero."

"Then we can just put these swords back into the stone..."

"You can't manufacture Heroes with cheap tricks!"

...

I hate how this goddess keeps predicting what I'm about to say.

It's incredibly annoying.

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To be continued in Part 4...

#Fantasy #Comedy #LightNovel #RPG #WebNovel

[ラジウムうさぎ @radiumrabbit103]

作品ナンバー164
タイトル「移住後の里帰り」

#140字小説 #宇宙旅行 #文披31題

7/28のテーマは「宇宙旅行」

せっかくのチャレンジなので、実験的に挿絵を解禁しています。
※作者のデザインを、生成AIを用いて挿絵にしています。

[ラジウムうさぎ @radiumrabbit103]

「旅券発行に３年もかかる？」
「なにしろ場所が場所ですから。最短で様々に試験をパス出来た場合の旅券の発行期間です。どうされますか？」
「⋯考えさせてくれ」
「そうなり��すと、次の窓口でのやりとりは５年後に⋯」
「はあ。すごい人気だよなぁ」
「ええ、地球への帰還旅行ですから」