Max Gacek

I'm polish bitch!
You can call me #radtasc or #timmytasc

[Max Gacek @radmax822]

@sunshinerob1 @Breaking911 You should be put in prison.

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https://t.co/YkNrk9SSM1

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@SOJALive it’s funny.

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@SOJALive fuck the haters keep standing for your rights haters gonna hate but ya’ll deserve all your glory you guys are great!

[Max Gacek @radmax822]

I bet if I got one of those jumbo 16-slice toasters, people would finally take me seriously. http://t.co/77u4oXURVt

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According to old paintings, there's mad titties in heaven. http://t.co/zPc5Mw7sIt

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http://t.co/C9fKRdQHeb Running is a lot more fun when you're laying on the couch and not running

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I hate when people post lyrics from songs, but I will survive. http://t.co/iLW8GZm4iJ

[Max Gacek @radmax822]

http://t.co/0JFVGrMlNu "Sit down. I've got some bad news." (Every Milkman's boss 30 years ago)

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I'm writing a horror movie about realizing that I left my phone at home. http://t.co/XEyev3mDLO

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http://t.co/QtCKJZVOBI I wish I lived in the 1950's, because I have a few songs I want to record about my postman.

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The Bible is subtitled "Shit My God Says". http://t.co/I6jnzk9HvP

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http://t.co/hUurrFHgv2 It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you

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Is there anything sexier than a woman who reads? Yes: Models. http://t.co/7pjoRDpekU

[Max Gacek @radmax822]

I'm going to hell in so many different religions. http://t.co/gGt6zyUp

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Working new years eve 10pm to 6am... Nuff said

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I will step on an old woman's face to get to my computer to thumbs down a bad song on Pandora. http://t.co/gxVOP5Hm

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Associates degree... Check and mate

[Max Gacek @radmax822]

Still haven't found the manly way to walk across ice. http://t.co/jpHwZFQX

[Max Gacek @radmax822]

http://t.co/V61tM3WS "Sacre gray!" - Colorblind French guy