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[alexandra @ptichushka]

i asked the pharmacist what medications were in this vase and she flatly stated that they are "the original owner's encapsulated ashes"

[🃏 @radpr1ncess]

Margaret qualley is single I used to pray for days like this😍😍😍😍😍

[blaire @pissshit90001]

I gotta stay single 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ I’m out here asking for permission to do drugs 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[jame @kloogans]

love when i get a good hand

[grace @gracefishlove]

I get rlly frightened when the washing machine gets to the scary part

[🃏 @radpr1ncess]

Wait note to self don’t rewatch a star is born when you’re missing someone named Jack 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹 #brainfart

[#boxboysENT🟨 @pengriffeywife]

she posted “bae birthday tomorrow” i been staring at my id for 2 hours

[762 @BigAss762s]

had a dream i got my bitch back

[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

just saw someone spell everybody “every buddy” and i kinda fuck with it

[m @msnetik]

just when I think I’m out they pull me back in

[ravn @mfnravn]

also mandela effect is wild i swear i had more hoes than this

[slothy @slothy_420]

i move around every few seconds just in case there’s a sniper on me

[☿ ‧₊˚ .:*・ @777ftdeep]

whoever got the blue honda at walmart your kids smoking the roaches out your ashtray

[🕷️ @rtzvv]

this is how i feel 90% of the time

[LUOK @THELUOK]

so if there's baby carrots that means...
carrot...

my man 😂🤝