Gary Bussin'

TFL's most wanted

[Gary Bussin' @radstripes]

It would be good if buses had doors on both sides because sometimes I want to get to the other side of the road more quickly

[Gary Bussin' @radstripes]

The tram is like some weird portal into an unknown realm where the laws of nature no longer apply. The missing link exists only on the tram. It would truly be a wonder to marvel if it wasn't the shittest mode of transport to exist since the invention of the wheel

[Gary Bussin' @radstripes]

Motherfucker

[freddie (1.4m followers) @feelingtrubbish]

me and @radstripes

[Gary Bussin' @radstripes]

Worst holiday ever. What's the world coming to when you can't flush an fishes skeleton down the toilet? Police state

[Gary Bussin' @radstripes]

You ever seen a bald guy that wasn't bald? I have

[Gary Bussin' @radstripes]

I got an itch that only pushing this button could scratch

[Gary Bussin' @radstripes]

I for one think it would be a great idea to send all of the nations 18-26 year olds abroad to engage in compulsory military operations (I am 27)

[Gary Bussin' @radstripes]

Having an election on July 4th is actually really symbolic because where the Americans declared independence from us on that date we'll be declaring independence from something or other probably haven't finished this thought

[Gary Bussin' @radstripes]

Embarking on a long and perilous journey, to an otherworldly land. A place where the sun dares not shine, the weary tarmac cracks under the weight of people's broken dreams, and Somerfield is still the favourite supermarket (going to Croydon)

[Gary Bussin' @radstripes]

Just seen a magpie and a seagull have a scrap, the magpie won
Another win for the best bird on this earth

[Gary Bussin' @radstripes]

@Conservatives Rishi Sunak offered my cat a fish but it was made out of rubber then he just laughed and rode off into the sunset on a push scooter

[Gary Bussin' @radstripes]

Good coffee should smell like petrol and look like tar

[Gary Bussin' @radstripes]

30/40 years ago if two normal people wanted to have an affair they could afford to meet up in a hotel once a week and it was fine. Can't do that these days, it would show up on your Monzo statement

[Gary Bussin' @radstripes]

Radicalised by the price of extra virgin olive oil

[Gary Bussin' @radstripes]

I got that dog in me rn fr

[Gary Bussin' @radstripes]

I wish I could kill myself, but just for a little bit until my shifts over

[Gary Bussin' @radstripes]

No better feeling than travelling without a bag

[Gary Bussin' @radstripes]

What do people who don't smoke do after they've done something

[Gary Bussin' @radstripes]

@Telegraph How the fuck would you police this