ratthew

— ❛ you know , i'm starting to like you . ❜

[ratthew @radthew]

@secretcatagent wow who's that gorgeous babe

[༘⋆ ʀᴀᴛᴛɪɴᴀ ⋆˙ @rattinaling]

Animal Corp will pay

[Pastry 🍰 / Yuri 🎀 @pastry_bakeries]

Holyy greed

[ratthew @radthew]

@SleepySurgeonAH good or bad ?

[✧*̥˚ 𝚁𝚘𝚗 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝙰𝚌𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 *̥˚✧ @AccountingRon]

" '2 likes is not a lot.' Imagine 2 of my papers being chewed by Ratthew. "

[ratthew @radthew]

@AxolotlOnLoose you're nuts

[ratthew @radthew]

do not take my replies as a first impression of me right now thanks i look like a nuisance

[ratthew @radthew]

@secretstition i'll think it til i'm given any evidence to think anything different

but if mr. stern and serious in a suits ever got somethin to get off his chest, i'm almost always around.

[ratthew @radthew]

@secretstition ohh , so you've got problems that you let eat away at you and make your life blander than dishwater instead of botherin to talk anything out with anybody cause it ain't as professional as you wanna be

got it

[ratthew @radthew]

@secretstition why not ?

[ratthew @radthew]

@secretstition would it kill you to act like you do ?

[ratthew @radthew]

@secretstition not if you ain't letting em talk to you, i'm sure if you showed some interest these loners would be thrilled to tell you their whole life story and some more after that. you just shut em down and go back to being a workaholic every day

[ratthew @radthew]

@secretstition you talk too little on all the substance people give you to chat about

[ratthew @radthew]

@secretstition my junks covered either way, i ain't got nobody to look good for. i'll stroll up to the nearest restaurant with nothing on, cause i'm there to eat, not to show off. and tonight i'm here for a place to stay, not to compete in a beauty pageant.

you got looks to live up to though.

[ratthew @radthew]

@secretstition consider a new outfit 🤷‍♂️ i never see you in anything other than that same old suit, ain't it getting a lil small by now ?

[watching ! @hereliesinigo]

top three sentences ever sentenced

[ratthew @radthew]

@icanhandleslime @Moxielock imagine... this is gonna sound daring... but imagine... 32.

[ratthew @radthew]

@secretstition don't you have a coffee to go depend on? maybe that's why you're so dull, just haven't had your artificial energy for the day yet