emma-rae tj

22 • Sudbury, ON

[Soft Top CEO @Be_inTIMidated]

My mom taught me If they didn’t invite you... don’t ask to go.

[emma-rae tj @rae_tj]

To this day, ALMOST 7 FUCKING YEARS LATER... I try to avoid driving with her as best I can

[emma-rae tj @rae_tj]

When I first started driving... I was driving in the Valley with my mom, the car infront of me was turning but I didn’t hit the breaks... I just coasted behind them until they turned. Well, my mom is an awful person to have in the car with you when you are a beginner...

[emma-rae tj @rae_tj]

She proceeded to yell at me, then give me the silent treatment until we got out of the Jeep.

[emma-rae tj @rae_tj]

She thought I wasn’t paying attention and was going to slam that cars ass. So she starting making her panicking noise... which sounds a lot like a sneeze. So my DUMBASSS says “Bless you,” and I will never forget the look on her face when she said, “I WAS NOT SNEEZING.”

[emma-rae tj @rae_tj]

Zach is on nights... T is at my parents being spoiled rotten... and I’m here like

[emma-rae tj @rae_tj]

Also, before I had T I was an A, while nursing T I was a DD and now... we’ll if there was such thing as smaller than an A... I’d be that 👍🏻 #boychestedforlife

[emma-rae tj @rae_tj]

Soooo my whole life really I’ve been wearing sports bras because I am a part of the IBTC and this past year I’ve worn nothing but nursing bras. So since I’m not nursing T anymore I decided to by myself ACTUAL BRAS and you know what... I already fucking regret it

[emma-rae tj @rae_tj]

Like all I wanna do is eat fast food, drink wine and watch Christmas movies with another adult... but then I’m like NOOOOPE, NOT TODAY YOU LONELY ASS FREAK

[emma-rae tj @rae_tj]

As a kid we all freaked out when it felt like we “didn’t have friends”... but nobody warned us about how lonely adulthood is.

[emma-rae tj @rae_tj]

Been home for half an hour, finally showered... but now I’m sitting alone realizing just how boring my life would be without T 😩

[emma-rae tj @rae_tj]

My parents are watching T this week... which means, if you need my I’ll be chugging wine and binge watching Christmas movies.

[emma-rae tj @rae_tj]

@taramcdonaldxo Congratulations, you did it!!!! & HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEVI ❤️❤️

[lexie @elderemo_mama]

Person- “what does your baby want for christmas?”

Me- she REALLY likes formula

[p*op dealer @malerbud]

PayPal me $3000 or I’ll fuckin do it

[Sarah @Sarahnan_]

If someone warns you about their abusive ex don’t take that lightly, I can guarantee you won’t change them no matter how great they are to you in the beginning. Abusers don’t change, not for anybody.

[emma-rae tj @rae_tj]

@meaghanlvukoja That’s some negative energy you don’t fucking need right now... give me names... who’s ass am I kicking?!?

[emma-rae tj @rae_tj]

Zach spat in my blizzard... is that reason enough to get away with murder?

[emma-rae tj @rae_tj]

I made Tatum and I some energy balls for breakfast this week... WHERE IS MY MOM OF THE YEAR AWARD?!?!?