She’s beautiful, sophisticated, hilarious, irreverent, punk rock, witty, hard-working, ever-growing, supportive, strong, and perfect. And...I married her. New Year’s Eve was the best night of my life. I’ll love you forever Deborah Dun https://t.co/zIUWspcXAu
Quiero agradecer a mi Colombia por darme el mapalé, la champeta, la salsa y los ritmos afro caribeños que me han permitido realizar el Super Bowl que desde hace más de una década soñé.
Coworker: “Does anyone have a ponytail I can use??”
Me: “Of course I do!”
Co: “Awesome can I use it??”
Me: *blank stare*...
Co: ............”Screw you”