thoughts

just one girls thoughts about life ...mostly about food and alcohol

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Worst part about road trips:
Sleeping naked in your car waiting for the cop to knock on your window in the morning

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Ever have crazy dreams about your ex that make you question there current mental health and well being wonder if there ok?

Yea me neither

Leave it in the past #WednesdayWisdom

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Picking what instruments we were all going to play

Me: I’ll play the tummy drums

The car fell silent with dissatisfaction and disappointment then:
#fuck tummy drums ... #tittydrums

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I say he can’t come over cause I’m not that kind of girl

What I mean is I’m a slob and I’m too lazy to clean

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When you’re planning the bachelorette party :

So one of us is getting pregnant and one of us is getting arrested and you just think ... shit

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When the waiter brings the check ... because he assumes you’re done eating ...

Yea...

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Yea getting sick sucks ... but atleast you can look forward to the skinny light at the end of the tunnel

#summerbod

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My little bro: I’m gunna read the monster book when I get home

Me: you know .. I’m friends with the monster that’s under my bed

My BFF: and I get along with the voices inside of my head

#BFFGoals #Rihanna

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@ddlovato sorry not sorry when I’m lookin great - empowering af

When I’m hungover in sweats eating Taco Bell ... less empowering

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if there is a way to look like the physical embodiment of 0 fucks given .. I think I’m rockin it

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When the Greek restaurant owner hands you a shot of authentic grapa that smells like paint thinner ... only one choice

You’ve just gotta send it

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St Paddy’s Day birthday slogan :

Whiskey Made Me Do It

#StPaddysDay

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Meeting a cute guy when you look like shit is the equivalent of your dinner being delivered and thrown away before you can have a bite ... just not cool

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You know you’re hungover when you’re waiting for an elevator praying to god it’s the one infront of you so you don’t have to make physical movement towards a different one ...

And then are extremely disappointed when it’s not

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Be productive, check my mail, do my laundry, clean the condo: all before work.

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I wear my comfy underwear first so by the time I get to my French lingerie:

Damn I look fire.. Bitch you need to do laundry stat

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@finalsynapse Yes lol working at a bar hurts that ability

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The only thing better than getting more daylight is the extra hour of sleep that I could have had ...

#DaylightSavings

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As I go to stalk my ex on social media :

“Let’s see what this shithead is up to”

#exproblems

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Aries autobiography:

#AfterTheFinalRose