Rachel Johnson

SF • UMiami • Tri Delta

[Rachel Johnson @raejay15]

lmfao I'm going through my old tweets and this aged like milk 🤦‍♀️

[Rachel Johnson @raejay15]

Lori Laughlin is such (an underrated) boss

[Rachel Johnson @raejay15]

Fuckkk yeaaaaaaa https://t.co/PeEeET47A3

[Miami Hurricanes Football @CanesFootball]

Kaaya's third touchdown pass of the game is a 3-yard strike to Coley

#Canes lead 30-14, 3:35 remaining in the third quarter #BeatDuke

[Rachel Johnson @raejay15]

@hayley_bly 100000% do not I got your back girl

[Rachel Johnson @raejay15]

I will never understand why it's so fucking difficult to just chew with your mouth closed like no one wants to fucking hear you eat good god

[Rachel Johnson @raejay15]

If your Facebook Election Day political rant is so long it opens a new window when I click 'continue reading' you're doing it wrong

[Rachel Johnson @raejay15]

But like was the sunset awesome in California today? Not sure...

[Rachel Johnson @raejay15]

Literally what the fuck is with all the goddamn apple picking

[Rachel Johnson @raejay15]

@HarryKroll pretty big fan actually thanks for asking #BeliEVEN #GoGiants

[Rachel Johnson @raejay15]

@BigRedCeej 🙋🏻

[Rachel Johnson @raejay15]

Nothing makes my blood boil more than that god awful Florida state war chant

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Could use a new ballot choice: “None of the Above”. If it beats the leading candidate then all new people must run for office

[Rachel Johnson @raejay15]

Dear Snapchat, I don't give a flying fuck about memories....go away

[Rachel Johnson @raejay15]

We have to apologize to the dog whenever we sneeze cause he looks like the world is about to end and tbh it's a little ridiculous

[Rachel Johnson @raejay15]

@BigRedCeej 👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼 hi friend

[Rachel Johnson @raejay15]

"Well I don't know how to Twitter otherwise I would Twitter. Tweet? I would tweet?" #momism #good

[Rachel Johnson @raejay15]

@emma_ashworth cause they pass everyone....

[Rachel Johnson @raejay15]

98% sure a group of firemen just rang the fire truck bell cause the thought I was cute, and I'm pretty unsure how to take this

[Rachel Johnson @raejay15]

Aaron Tveit I love you #GreaseLive

[Rachel Johnson @raejay15]

Cheez-Its and chocolate coconut water just cured my hangover. 23 doesn't change anything ladies and gents.

[Rachel Johnson @raejay15]

@amgreen10 that doesn't say anything about the money they raise.....