Rach

West coast best coast 😎

[Rach @raelowen]

Every holiday season I sell pet portraits, which make great gifts! $10/pet and another $5 if you want them with a costume (like a Santa hat or dressed as a Sith lord). Let me know if you want one! Would also appreciate any RTs so more people can see this!

[Rach @raelowen]

And with the full elon muskification of twitter- X, i am out. Thats enough for me. I'll come back some day if twitter returns to what it was but idk maybe not. See y'all on threads and elsewhere

[Rach @raelowen]

Its my 12 year twitterversary. When my phone notified me of that this morning all I did was open threads...

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@LyssTheG Zuck made whats basically a combo of tumblr and twitter back when it was good

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Downloaded threads because elon musk has destroyed twitter. Hopefully enough of my friends migrate that I can ditch this app entirely

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Having needle phobia is the WORST. Panicking real badly about getting my tdap tomorrow morning 🥲

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Ian and Anthony buying back Smosh and making it just a channel about the two of them writing and starring in sketches again brings me so much joy

https://t.co/6yBT0C66eM

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@CashApp $raelowen #cashappvacay

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J'adore apprendre le français!

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My horoscope? Im a pisces, depression cusp, venus moon, anxiety rising

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I love wearing a low ponytail but I always feel like I look like this

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Reached a point of peace in my life where if i accident type the wrong your or there, and inevitably notice a moment later, I do not feel the need to send a corrective text

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@ali_snider When i tell you my stomach dropped as i read his name

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The scariest thing 23&me has done to me. Don't worry y'all its not him... I checked

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@hunter_snider Yeah you would be like that.

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Breaking news: girl gets 4 pets, still is surprised when she has to vacuum the entire house every 2-5 days

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Have you ever just been watching one of your favorite shows and then out of fucking nowhere one of the main characters just dies unexpectedly??? I am not okay

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Instead of grunting during tennis I make the Tina Belcher noise because I'm typically unsure of how well the hit will go

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Beach babes

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There was also a hasidic jew in the navy who wore only either full navy garb or full jew garb and I said "you're like hannah montana" tell me why I always have to be that person every time I'm invited to these things

[Rach @raelowen]

Last night at Shabbat there was a fly that wouldn't leave the table so I said "if this fly is going to join us for shabbos he at least needs to wear a yarmulke" and 3 people immediately asked me why I was assuming this flys gender