do ra me✨

here for it

[Mariella ! @pfaffphobic]

I didn’t see a single “it’s gonna be May” meme this year which is personally a massive relief, but culturally a signifier of something much darker.

[Brian Entin @BrianEntin]

Detectives from Los Angeles Police Department, Robbery-Homicide Division have arrested David Burke known as D4vd for the murder of Celeste Rivas.  Burke is being held without bail.

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

when you deliberately didn't buy snacks to avoid snacking at night, but now it's night & there's no snacks

[Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal]

My son on why Caleb is his best friend at kindergarten: "He doesn't really speak English, so we can skip all the talking and just get right to the karate."

[☥𝐋𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐱 @fw_lennox1]

what's it called when you're very smart but can't remember anything and know literally nothing.

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

The Florida Department of Health randomly bought 25 baby formulas from stores, almost 70% of the baby formulas they bought tested positive for heavy metals like arsenic, lead and mercury above legal limits

“The Florida Department of Health has collected 24 infant formulas from seven different brands purchased for multiple locations both online and in stores. Those samples were tested for arsenic, cadmium, lead, and mercury. What we found in those 24 samples was troubling. Of the 24 infant formulas tested, 16 of those formulas contained at least one, if not more, heavy metals that exceeded federal standards.”

[🦢 @meishato]

the reason i like staying up late so much is because between the hours of 1am-5am, the world is quiet and no one expects anything from me. i could stare at my wall for 4 hours and there would be no consequences. it's so silent and calm. i love it

[ً @cryst6ls]

no one wants to play mancala these days and that’s the problem

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

self-sabotage is also:

- not asking for help
- rejecting praise
- isolating yourself when hurt
- saying “yes” to everything
- putting your needs on hold
- procrastinating on important tasks
- watching too much news
- trying to be perfect

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

We're all on the same planet but living completely different lives 😂

[NOVA @DearMine210]

No community celebrates the birth of a newborn baby than elephants!🐘. This trumpeting and elation is far beyond angels can sing in heavenly places. What a heart-melting and awe-inspiring sighting? 🐘❤️

[🇨🇦 Jack @JackDan110]

All of this.
⬇️

[Wolf of X @WolfofX]

Steve Irwin’s son, Robert Irwin, became the first person to successfully breed and hatch a turtle species his father discovered. He even took the little one out for its first swim.

He’s so much like his dad...Love this

[The Nostalgia Queen @Snow_Blacck]

You need to stop and watch Ziggy Marley perform the Arthur theme song live so it can heal your soul 🥹❤️

[do ra me✨ @raems___]

i have TEA and i can’t share it with anyone because all my friends are SLEEPING. wake up, ladies, it’s time to sip 🫖

[Darshak Rana ⚡️ @thedarshakrana]

The teenager bagging groceries today asked if I wanted my bread on top.

I said yes.

He nodded seriously and said, "Good call. Structural integrity is everything."

Then he arranged my bags like he was building a cathedral.

His coworker laughed at him.

But my bread arrived home unpunched, my tomatoes unbrushed.

Sometimes the people who care too much about small things are exactly who we need.

[Stu thats all you get🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Boldyboy1975]

I ❤️all the Jeff’s🤣🤣🤣🤣