honestly I blame my stomach issues on the jackasses who started the rumor that you could chew gum IN the wrapper to be cool and better for the environment
so sorry for my delayed response to this email, i have been working through a global pandemic which people refer to in the past tense now even though it is still definitely happening
@lissackk@katklinee Maybe it’s the Catholic guilt, but I feel so shitty thinking negative thoughts. Couldn’t imagine saying them aloud and laughing abt it
One time a teacher told me that my Twitter could hurt me if I wanted to run for president. Sir, I'm a chubby bisexual pothead with no filter who doesn't believe in god. My Twitter has nothing to do with my losing the theoretical presidency
That “Eat the Rich” slogan got society mad at the wrong people. We’re talking about corporations, not your neighbor that finally saved enough to get BMW. For fucks sake.