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[𝘳𝘢𝘦 • 🌱 @raeofstarlight]

~Thread of threads ~🌻

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

IS EVERY REPUBLICAN A FUCKING PSYCOPATH???

[💫Lunar Lex @TheLunarLex]

You know what some of yall ain’t had your ass beat and it shows.

[Catty @CatWomaniya]

A man raped a kitten.

A KITTEN.

It was never about the clothes.

[𝓔𝓿𝓪𝓷 @Baltlol]

if I woke up to a pony playing a keyboard after surgery I would assume I passed away

[The Taylor Swift Updates @theTSupdates]

💬| Owner of Honey Rooftop, Daniel Gladstone told @DailyMail that they were informed that a ‘high-profile’ celebrity will be attending but they were not expecting it to be Taylor Swift:

“She was just like a regular wedding guest, It was just like any other wedding we have, and she was very appreciative.”

[willnights @willistortured1]

the smash deluxe we could have gotten if covid didn't happen

[Sports Season @SportsSeason_]

Which lets yall know JUST how intentional it really was when that elephant stomped that lady to death.

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

grown man harassed a 16 y/o girl for 2 years & even showed up to her school & house multiple times yet they blame her for his termination.

[𝘳𝘢𝘦 • 🌱 @raeofstarlight]

@tru_fru this is Siegfried with his baby sister Minerva

[talia @taliasbonnin]

Put me unmedicated in a room with RFK Jr. for 30 mins and he’ll come out saying we need Lexapro in the drinking water

[Nate Holdren @n_hold]

Moment of silence for our fallen bee comrades.

[𝘳𝘢𝘦 • 🌱 @raeofstarlight]

people who use those can actually go to hell

[doxie @doxie_gay]

apparently in some countries, spike tarps have to be used on cars bc stray dogs like to sleep on them for warmth, also those tarps are apparently useless to deter them from doing so lol

[bo 🪴 (tonesetter) @tezah__]

we got anti-homeless infrastructure for dogs now

[𝘳𝘢𝘦 • 🌱 @raeofstarlight]

here’s to forever

[𝘳𝘢𝘦 • 🌱 @raeofstarlight]

not that being the color of MY wedding dress

[gabi ⸆⸉ ❤️‍🔥 @nodwmisensee]

vazou a cor do vestido das madrinhas

[Mickey Blowtorch @MickeyBlowtorch]

I’ll be honest with you, if I could make $1,000,000 to show my butthole and pinch my nipples for an hour a day instead of busting my ass for corporate America, I totally would.

[𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 @Matt_Pinner]

10 YEARS OF BAD LUCK IF YOU DON'T SAY HI TO WALT

[͏weeabob @weeabob]

if i died and a bunch of misogynists built a Penis Park as a tribute i would ensure 10,000 years of famine

[Meutia Faradilla @meutiafaradilla]

Genuine question: why not his dad?