Had a dream last night about my former communications and speech professor from NCC. She was an incredible influence on me at a pivotal time where my dad wanted me to pursue a field other than teaching and just as it was time to make that decision she told me I was crazy
guy in the crowd: we have an emergency. does anyone know, in order, every single color of Joseph’s amazing technicolor dreamcoat
me: everyone step aside
STEP ASIDE
The kid has begun saying “ehgooze me” for excuse me because *someone* in this house repeats it loudly when the kid is being a mischief. Today he was in the store and he said it to move around someone. he used to just push by people