RaeRae

I'm a pharmacist who loves the world of pharmacy but hates all the bullshit that said world has become. # 1 fan of The Bonfire 🔥on SXM channel 95!!

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PSA- it’s called a prescription NOT a subscription!! #IHearItWayTooMuchAtThePharmacy

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‘I only want like 8 dollars worth of viagra ‘cause I know my date is gonna want popcorn at the movies.’.. 1st customer of the day #CheapDate

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I’ve spent WAY too much time these past two days explaining what a deductible is and why #pharmacy copays went up! #NextPersonToYellAtMeOrTechsGetsShanked

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The definition of classy: this morning I saw someone had discarded their used blow-up doll next to the trash can outside the #pharmacy #IHopeItWasLightlyUsed

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Even though some of my customers think that I’ve been a bitch, I’ve still managed to score tickets to see @thetenderloins !! #ImpracticalJokers

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My mother in law got me a pair of sparkly white jeggings for Christmas. Can I file for a divorce on Christmas?

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@kadield Damn right !!

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Pt called me a fucking tight holed bitch today and when I responded with ‘ Jesus loves you.’ He replied ‘ the fuck he does- only Charlie Tuna loves my ass.’ #MerryChristmas #WTF #IAmCluelessToHisComments

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Less than an hour into family Christmas get together number one and Aunt number 1 calls Aunt number 2 a ‘bloated cuntasaurus’ . I’ve never been happier to be related to aunt number 1. #SheIsACWordThough

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‘You need fucked in the ass with a big dirty dick!’ — Pt, today, who got pissed when I wouldn’t fill his C2 rx 23 days early. #BigDickYesDirtyDickNo

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My mother told me she will travel to see @DanSoder perform his comedy live in 2020 and she doesn’t care if she ‘has to rent a party bus to get the Soder party started.’ (BTW-I’m scared of her now) #WTFMom

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‘I just got 3 teeth pulled yesterday, and I think I got them dry socks from sucking my old mans dick. I mean the dentist said no straw sucking but he didn’t say nothing about no dick sucking. You got anything for this toof pain?’ #LastPtOfTheDay

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@kadield #DirtyAssMotherFuckers

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Anytime your day at the #pharmacy starts out with a customer saying ‘I think I got crabs or warts or something not right with my dick. Can you look at it and tell me what’s wrong?’ It’s gonna be another fun one.

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Be sure to catch @HBO at 10pm to see the lovable, awesome as per usual, Nana-loving @DanSoder in his latest comedy special that debuts tonight!! #CrackleCrackle #SXMTheBonfire #SonOfGary

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On the way to yet another #pharmacy in BFE, I stopped at a local grocery store and saw this in the parking lot. #TheShitBox #WTF

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I hope @DanSoder knows how excited my mother (as well as me) is to watch his new HBO special that airs 12/7 at 10pm. #SonOfAGary #CrackleCrackle #HotCoffee #MyMomThinksHesAwesomeAsPerUsual

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Today a man came into the #pharmacy to get a flu shot. I asked him what was in his shoebox that he had with him. He opened it to reveal a gerbil, a spatula, & some LEGOs. Why should I be surprised? #WeirdosGettingWeirder #WTF

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Today, a man came through the drive thru with a rooster on his lap- and he was feeding it spaghetti-ohs. #INeedToGetOutOfBFE #PharmacyLife #DistractedDrivingWithARooster

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I’ve had a toothache from hell for the past few days, and I would gladly suck a disease ravaged homeless mans pecker if this pain would go away! #InternalThoughts