2016: Taken in line for a 100+ minute queue for Halloween, realizing then & there I had been lying to myself & everyone about having feelings and was entirely in love with them
2025: Married 4 years and never more in love, grateful to relive our spooky szn beginnings each year
@andlookshesamum I keep feeling the need to preface like โyes I am grateful and excited BUT Iโm also in pain and everything itches and Iโm exhaustedโ lmao
2017 Wrestlemania was the first time we acted like anything other than friends in front of UO friends
2026 Wrestlemania is the last time weโre in front of UO friends without being parents
If you see a diabetic developing serious symptoms (confusion, shaking, sweating) and you're not sure if itโs because of high/low blood sugar, give them some sugar first if they're still conscious while trying to get to the hospital.
Low blood sugar kills fast but high blood sugar won't be significantly worsened by a small sugar dose.
When in doubt, give sugar.
nobody understands the โMcDonalds coffee too hotโ tort case and it bugs me so much. a 79 year old woman suffered third degree burns on 6% of her skin when she spilled the coffee she just bought! she was right!
guy who's listened to 10 fob songs: you GOTTA listen to headfirst slide
guy who's listened to 100 fob songs: you GOTTA listen to headfirst slide
guy who's listened to 1000 fob songs: you GOTTA listen to headfirst slide
one of the cool things about misogyny is men will speak to you in the most rude, condescending, and out of pocket manners, totally unprompted, and if you dare to match their energy suddenly itโs YOU whoโs โstarting a fightโ, โcausing dramaโ, โbeing rudeโ, or โbeing combativeโ