You should’ve kept your father out of this.
He was the one calling me a short guy and saying you’d smash me, all while holding a beer in his hand.
Then you started talking about my divorce and telling the world you wouldn’t want to be my roommate.
Idiot.
First, we’re fighting, not dating.
Second, I’m not looking for a roommate.
When I put you to sleep and you’re lying there next to the rose, I’ll look at your father and ask him one simple question:
Who’s the short one now?
I’m gonna break you Justin.
You should’ve kept your father out of this.
He was the one calling me a short guy and saying you’d smash me, all while holding a beer in his hand.
Then you started talking about my divorce and telling the world you wouldn’t want to be my roommate.
Idiot.
First, we’re fighting, not dating.
Second, I’m not looking for a roommate.
When I put you to sleep and you’re lying there next to the rose, I’ll look at your father and ask him one simple question:
Who’s the short one now?
I’m gonna break you Justin.
Nombres que hemos ido adaptando en el club de lectura de Malaz:
- El Piñas
- Mecha Hitler
- Starscream (o el notas este)
- 3 minutos Ben
- Bravo Murillo
- G2 Ocelote
Al menos alguien que le hace publi a la obra, que la propia editorial la saca en 6 días y le ha dado 0 bombo...
Gente fan de la fantasía clásica, si podéis aceptar un par de clichés y homenajes fuertes/inspiraciones poco veladas, esta saga es realmente buena.
💣🚨 | EXCLUSIVA
😡 El Real Madrid considera intolerables los recientes incidentes entre Tchouaméni y Valverde y ya estudia una sanción ejemplar
📄 El conjunto blanco estaría valorando la posibilidad de inhabilitar de por vida y expulsar del club a Franco Mastantuono