Rafay Iqbal

Cricket/Wrestling tragic. RTs are not endorsements. Or maybe they are.

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@ThatsSoVillage Leg side wide goes down to fine leg and goes right past the fielder for four who had his back turned and was chatting away with the scorer!

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@ThatsSoVillage From 167-7 to being one hit away! A knock for the ages but taking a single off the 3rd ball to expose the bunniest bunny of all times was still pretty village!

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@fesshole What about when you have the squirts? Pretend it's a live stream?

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@fesshole A 6 year old meeting with 3.1m views on YT suggests you aren't the only one!

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@ThatsSoVillage

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@ThatsSoVillage IPL who?
We were on the losing side btw!

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@fesshole Option A - micropenis
Option B - The biggest fidget spinner in the world!

[Rafay Iqbal @rafay79]

@ThatsSoVillage Had a rain interruption and the umpire wouldn’t allow a restart as the outfield was soggy. After trying to convince the umpire and failing, our skipper decides to bowl a ball to demonstrate it was fit to play, only to slip and fall on his backside!

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Wordle 1,500 6/6
That was close! 😅
#wordle1500

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Milestone achieved! 🥳
Shame about the streak being broken though 😕
#wordle1499

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@fesshole Cirque du Soleil presents: ‘La Fountaine de Piss’

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@fesshole Hope this was a nice change from the usual: 'Hope you choke on your commission, you soulless p***k!'

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@fesshole At a next one, try their suit on. You know, to get into character and all.

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@fesshole Just be glad you never saw him coming!

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@fesshole And then I wonder why my fesses never get published!

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@fesshole You gotta strap that thing down properly. Under the balls, through the ass crack and cinch it tight!

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@fesshole Somewhere in Devon, a fly family probably tells tales of their ancestor who rode the Great metal beast from Cheshire!

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@fesshole Did you need a crap while writing this as well?

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@fesshole She definitely knows. Just wait when she orders something from IKEA or takes you to visit your in laws!