Me, How did you meet your husband?
Her, I'm a pharmacist.
He came to buy condoms and asked for XXXXL.
After we got married I realized that he stutters...
Genie: You have three wishes left
Me: I wish for every word to start with H
Henie: Hou have hwo hishes heft
He: Hevery Hord is Hwo Hetters
Henie: Hu Hv Hn Hs Hf
He: Hv Hd Hs Hn Hi
Hi: Hi
Hi: Hi