Cpt Lionel Mandrake

I'm in the Officer Exchange Program, and currently am the Executive Officer of General Jack Ripper at Burpelson.

[Cpt Lionel Mandrake @RAFmandrake]

@70pctwater No. I don't think I do sir, no.

[Cpt Lionel Mandrake @RAFmandrake]

@70pctwater Then I must insist, sir, that you give them to me.

[Cpt Lionel Mandrake @RAFmandrake]

@70pctwater Excuse me sir, something rather interesting's just cropped up.

[Cpt Lionel Mandrake @RAFmandrake]

@70pctwater If you'll excuse me sir. I'm afraid sir, I must ask you for the key and the recall code. Have you got them handy sir?

[Cpt Lionel Mandrake @RAFmandrake]

@70pctwater …to issue the recall code, upon my own authority, and bring back the wing.

[Cpt Lionel Mandrake @RAFmandrake]

@70pctwater Well I would say, sir, that there was something dreadfully wrong somewhere.

[Cpt Lionel Mandrake @RAFmandrake]

@70pctwater …then your use of plan R, in fact your orders to the entire wing… oh.

[Cpt Lionel Mandrake @RAFmandrake]

@70pctwater I'm absolutely positive about that, sir, yes.

[Cpt Lionel Mandrake @RAFmandrake]

@70pctwater You see, if a Russian attack was in progress we would certainly not be hearing civilian broadcasting.

[Cpt Lionel Mandrake @RAFmandrake]

@70pctwater That would be, to my way of thinking, rather… well rather an odd way of looking at it.

[Cpt Lionel Mandrake @RAFmandrake]

@70pctwater Yes sir. Ah, what about the planes, sir? Surely you must issue the recall code immediately.

[Cpt Lionel Mandrake @RAFmandrake]

@70pctwater I mean after all, well let's face it we… we don't want to start a nuclear war unless we really have to, do we?

[Cpt Lionel Mandrake @RAFmandrake]

@70pctwater Well I realize that sir, but I thought you'd be rather pleased to hear the news.

[Cpt Lionel Mandrake @RAFmandrake]

@70pctwater I'd better tell you, because if they do, it'll cause a bit of a stink, won't it?

[Cpt Lionel Mandrake @RAFmandrake]

@70pctwater I thought to myself our fellows hitting Russian radar cover in twenty minutes, dropping all their stuff,…