Nick Stewart

1st class Dad&Grandad.....My children&grandchildren say so! Rubbish at almost everything else. Have a nice day.

[Nick Stewart @NickNic11]

@lottyburns Love my shed :-)

[The Daily Mash @thedailymash]

EU imposes tariffs on fat American golf twats
https://t.co/kmQs8UJjpq

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@TomorrowsWomen Happy International Womens Day. x.

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@RizLateef I was given a "throw"...I threw it out. Happy Christmas x

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@lucymitv Happy Christmas Lucy X

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

How to wrap a present:
1. Cut paper smaller than present
2. Have a drink
3. Rip paper on one of the present’s corners
4. Have a drink
5. Cover hole with sellotape and scraps of paper
6. Place in a bag from last year
7. Feel tired. Have a drink
8. Lose scissors forever

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@lottyburns Should be over it by Christmas #FingersCrossed

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@IL0VEthe80s @CycleInMajorca Still got Astro Wars. It's still working.

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@TonyMorrisITV @RickSteinSchool Sorry Tony but....Yuk!

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@itvnews Pathetic Woman

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@sabinelisicki Happy Biirthday Sabine x

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@lottyburns You should have both....just to be sure.

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

As Cassini crashes into Saturn, scientists keep close eye on another distant automated object being drawn helplessly to its destruction.

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@lucymitv @TonyMorrisITV @GranadaReports Well there's always Gin. #poorLucy

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

As Duchess of Cambridge quits work due to morning sickness, the country hopes she can survive on just Will's wages.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

For the record, I'm not "back". I was never here to begin with.

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

President Trump reveals updated DEFCON levels

[BBC Radio 4 Today @BBCr4today]

Former CIA analyst compares Trump's "fire and fury" threats to North Korea to Kim Jong Un's own rhetoric #r4today

[National Library of Scotland @natlibscot]

Remember - if a vampire slayer can find time to read books YOU CAN TOO.

#BookLoversDay #Buffy

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@itvnews That's great News