R ⚜️

hustlers dont stop, they keep goin

I gym to eat tiramisu and cheesecakes 🍰

[R ⚜️ @raftrovee]

“They didn't agree on many things. In fact, they rarely agreed on anything. They fought all the time and they challenged each other every day.
But despite their differences, they had one important thing in common.
They were crazy about each other.”

[ONI @ON1_eo]

Spurs 2026 transfer window

[Laziard ᴴᴰ @LaziardGraphics]

cuando había que tener un equipo suplente para rotar forma física … #FIFA16

[Dark clarkie @Clarkie_UTD]

Everytime ppl think mbeumo's had a shit game #mufc

Mbeumo:

[R ⚜️ @raftrovee]

i love twitter man 😭😭

[Not Match of the Day @NOT_MOTD]

What a reply! 😂👏🏻

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🌕 José Mourinho: “The Ballon d'Or should go to one of those players who, when they retire, we miss them for eternity.

Maradona, Cristiano, Messi, R9, Zidane...

You can't give the Ballon d'Or to a guy just for winning the UCL or the World Cup.

If you should give it to someone just for winning the UCL, then give it to Luis Enrique.

No, it needs to go to the best player in the world, not necessarily a Spanish guy, or a PSG player.

It needs to go to one of the 3-4 best players in the world, and those guys are HERE.

But politics come into the Ballon d'Or, so I don't like getting into politics”.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Football won

[chunhang 🇲🇾 @chunhang7]

cant wait for European football fans trying to book tickets to watch Sabah FK in the Champions League, but accidentally book trips to Sabah, Malaysia

[goy @goyonsolana]

PROJECT KIRK

[INVINCIBLE @InvincibleHQ]

That speech in Episode 6 was prime content.

[Blaze Binges @BlazeBinges]

Lana Condor as Jubilee in X-Men: Apocalypse

[𝚖𝚞𝚗𝚢 @ONTHEMUNY]

Are you still doubting a striker who did this at 18?

[⚡️スパイディ7はこちら⚡️ @7Spideycomics]

Am I tweaking or is that..............

[NLR @NestorLRamos]

Welcome to MEME heaven!!!

[Morgan @utdscope]

IMMMM A BALEBAA

[R ⚜️ @raftrovee]

balde joins manu and yamal follows??

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Lamine Yamal’s recent mood is not believed to be a personal issue. It is believed to be linked to the potential departures of his three closest friends, whom he has known for over a decade.

The situation has potentially worsened after Hansi Flick left his best friend Alejandro Balde out of the squad on Sunday.

— @elchiringuitotv

[Odinas @Uodinas]

Everybody understands right.

[R ⚜️ @raftrovee]

make her join the govt

[Natx Wang 🇸🇬🍟 @natxwang]

Singapore's TFR is below 1.

We've tried Baby Bonuses. Tax relief. Parental leave.
All very sensible.

But maybe sensible isn't working. Maybe it's time to throw some slightly unhinged ideas into the mix.

Hear me out:

1. Dim HDB staircase lights after 10pm.
Instant ambience for those impulsive moments.
Using existing infrastructure. Save electricity too. Very cost efficient.

2. Let us use CDC vouchers to book hotels.
We're still supporting local businesses.
With… potential economic benefits.

3. Gamify sex.
Achievements. Badges. Titles. Quest guides.
“Local Legend”: done in every town in Singapore.
“Coast to Coast Completionist.”
“Nature Explorer.”

Singaporeans will compete over literally anything.
Give us achievements and a leaderboard and suddenly everyone has aim for.

4. Strava, but for mating.
Streaks. Personal bests. Monthly challenges.
Imagine opening the app and seeing:
“Desmond has been more active than you this week.”
Cannot lose to Desmond.

5. Baby making speedruns.
How quickly can you go from Baby #1 → Baby #2?
Show proof of pregnancy, and get sponsorships, rebates and extra benefits.

6. Tie COE rebates to children.
1 kid = 10%
2 kids = 30%
3 kids = 50%
You want that Land Rover? You want that Alphard?
The nation would like to discuss a mutually beneficial arrangement.

7. BTO Pregnancy Fast Pass.
Pregnant? Move up the queue.
2 kids? Express lane.
3 kids? HDB delivers the keys, a hamper and a handwritten thank-you note from the nation.

8. Maternity ward loyalty programme.
Same like frequent flyer, but better.
Baby #1: Silver
Baby #2: Gold
Baby #3: Platinum
Baby #4: PPS Club

Priority check in. Lounge access. Complimentary upgrade where available.

9. Annual couples' hotel vouchers for parents.
Once a year, the kids go to a nanny and mum and dad go for a staycation.
Official purpose: “strengthening marriages.” Because couples need “bonding time in privacy”.

10. Master bedrooms come with extra soundproofing.
For better sleep, obviously.
Better rest. More privacy. Higher productivity.
Creating conducive environments that contribute to the national KPI.

11. Subsidize aphrodisiacs.
Why keep telling Singaporeans to make babies when we can just… nudge them in the right direction.

Chocolates, oysters and wine at half price… The more they eat, the more “ready” they become.

Just quietly set the mood and then the other head gets to work.

Which one will convince you?

[Morocculé 🇲🇦🇪🇸 @Moroccule]

Mdrrrr j’ai pack Baldé et sa daronne

[𝑴𝒂𝒓𝒄𝒌 𝑼𝒏𝒊𝒕𝒆𝒅 🇫🇷 (🇵🇹) @MarckUnited]

Oui Rockstar, j'ai leaké GTA VI. Viens me chercher, frangin

Je m’appelle Patrick Dorgu et je joue ailier gauche à Manchester United.