RAGBRAI friends

Making and being friends on the RAGBRAI.

[RAGBRAI friends @RagbraiFriends]

I think there’s a monetary threshold where you’re allowed to do anything. Not sure what the price is for orphan girls though. https://t.co/Trccdg8eiO

[RAGBRAI friends @RagbraiFriends]

@djdavisCX You guys really know how to party, not just biking, but walking too!

[RAGBRAI friends @RagbraiFriends]

I’m a fan of the #Onawa #RAGBRAI logo, but maybe it’s not too late to incorporate something with a stabbing. It’s allegedly a #rivalryride year, and nothing says rivalry like a good stabbing. https://t.co/VsOmeXvyIQ

[Siouxland News @SiouxlandNews]

Two stabbed early this morning in Onawa.
https://t.co/F2ZJq3HGc4

[RAGBRAI friends @RagbraiFriends]

Lots of nice logo work this year. https://t.co/PJQvsqOSQA

[RAGBRAI friends @RagbraiFriends]

Looks like we lost the lottery and we’ll be riding our fucking bikes across fucking Iowa again this year.

[RAGBRAI friends @RagbraiFriends]

Sioux City: where you have access to RAGBRAI-type musical acts all year long! https://t.co/hQC7fo3uQh

[RAGBRAI friends @RagbraiFriends]

@jrhuis I talked to our friend at Chevy marketing, he said it’s nothing insidious, new Chevy’s just come with butt plugs now.

[RAGBRAI friends @RagbraiFriends]

April 2: definitely too late to register for #RAGBRAI, probably too late to salvage your relationship with father, not too late to park your running car in your garage and slowly let the darkness take you.

[RAGBRAI friends @RagbraiFriends]

This event was huge disappointment. Not one single hot girl dressed like a sexy Klingon. Zero stars. https://t.co/tShnFpCs28

[Iowa Bike Co. @IowaBike]

Trek Fest is the perfect time to gear up with all the essentials you need to meet your fitness and riding goals this year, whatever they might be. Stop in now through April 8 for the best sale of the year! https://t.co/LNoyQ39beu

[RAGBRAI friends @RagbraiFriends]

@notragbrai @RAGBRAI_IC @ICWHSPrincipal Tweet inferno

[RAGBRAI friends @RagbraiFriends]

Quit now, cowards! https://t.co/V3DHknpoW2

[RAGBRAI @RAGBRAI_IOWA]

Heads up – the last day to request a registration cancellation refund is THIS SATURDAY APRIL 1!

For details:
https://t.co/Eyt9jenE0K

[RAGBRAI friends @RagbraiFriends]

@jrhuis Many of our sex partners might tell you that they would have preferred this. Haunting isn’t great, but at least it’s something.

[RAGBRAI friends @RagbraiFriends]

Just happy. A meth pipe would be bigger, harder, and more addictive. https://t.co/UoX1dTUY4g

[FakeBobVanderplaats @FAKEBOBVP]

Is that a meth pipe or are you just excited to see me? #SibleyProblems https://t.co/1pz1oQ5C1O

[RAGBRAI friends @RagbraiFriends]

@emebb93 @JustJoshinDag Breakfast is awesome but there are good reasons it’s not popular for a date. 1) if it goes badly, it could keep going all day. 2) people like the idea that they could hookup after a date, but a lot of people don’t want to hookup the first time when it’s light out.

[RAGBRAI friends @RagbraiFriends]

@CoryCoobs @Coralville_IA Sorry you’re caught in the crossfire, Cory. We love making friends, but trying to make friends with Coralville would be like trying to make friends with a tornado, or that giant flaming eyeball thing from lord of the rings.

[RAGBRAI friends @RagbraiFriends]

We think of @Coralville_IA as place that shouldn’t exist, a place that sucks up and wastes sales tax revenue on bullshit that makes Coralville feel important. If Trump ever figures that wall thing out, we should build a wall between Iowa City and Coralville https://t.co/COSmE4lFU8

[RAGBRAI friends @RagbraiFriends]

@mmcnarney Are you trying to rope us in and make us all accessories to your crimes? @TrooperDinkla please investigate.

[RAGBRAI friends @RagbraiFriends]

We’re not saying that @mmcnarney is definitely a serial killer, we’re just saying that if eventually someone finds a bunch of human trophies hidden underneath his coffee mug collection, we’re not going to be that surprised.

[RAGBRAI friends @RagbraiFriends]

@AmesRAGBRAI @RAGBRAI_IOWA Way too much biking for our tastes! Ick!