#NOTRAGBRAI

Not affiliated with Ragbrai. Suing #IowasRide. Writer of Kaul-Karras fan fiction. Stole Duffy's best pen. played intramural kickball with Dieter at NC State.

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When I click on the #Ragbrai early registration link in November but close out the tab before I enter my card info

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There was a time when Americans could buy Ragbrai registration on a single income with enough left over for a giant tub full of Bud Light - all without going into debt. What happened?

#RETVRN

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@mphip also scrubbed about two years of tweets. #RAGBRAI #RAGBRAI2022

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Let’s cut the bull, shall we? The @RAGBRAI_IOWA route announcement party is fucking lame. Always has been. We all know this is true. #ragbrai #ragbrai2022

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@mphip, a heavy white guy in a room full of heavy white guys. Not as heavy as TJ, tho

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This man is my new hero. Please amplify and elevate and center his message.

[Jim Weisbeck @JimWeisbeck]

@shereenskee Where...I need boobs....lol..I'm sitting alone behind church on RAGBRAI wishing for boobs...guess I'll look at my own......😉

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Excuses, excuses.

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All Ragbrai riders are being tested twice a day and are subject to quarantine and isolation protocols.

[Iowa Heretic @IowaHeretic]

@MadisonKittay RAGBRAI -- only about 15,000 riders from across the country, but making stops en masse several times a day in communities large and small across the state of Iowa

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Ragbrai riders are salt of the earth, would never get “shitfaced,” what restaurant did you even work at, sounds like fake news

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Will u meet me in the DeWitt Casey’s parking lot at 4 am, bring u no what

[Jim Weisbeck @JimWeisbeck]

@shereenskee I'm at a big bicycle ride in Iowa called RAGBRAI...I drive a support truck for a big team...just winding down from loading truck for tomorrow

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@landwarsinasia Complain, complain. Didn’t you hear, covid has been cancelled. Viva #RAGBRAI #COVIDISOVER

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#ragbrai riders should toughen up. This isn’t riding your Peleton in your home gym. Bring on the smog.

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Should have been trolling you people all week. I was too busy eating bland eggs from “Iowa farm boys and girls.”

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#SacCity is replacing #StormLake @SLRAGBRAI. At just over 2,000, it may be the smallest overnight town ever. You heard it here first. (You probably didn't.) But dat popcorn ball tho #ragbrai @RAGBRAI_IOWA #bikeiowa @bikeiowa

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TJ Juskiewicz of @IowasRide showed what he is really made of. #ragbrai #iowasride #bikeiowa

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"If you really, if you really think I cared that much about money... I've had a lot of opportunities. There's been universities that offered me a lot more money to go run their charity runs. I would hate it." - @IowasRide owner TJ Juskiewicz, Nov. 3, 2019 #ragbrai #eltourdetucson

[Linh Ta @linhmaita]

Step 1: Divide Iowa’s beautiful bicycling community.

Step 2: PEACE OUT.

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Very sad, I was looking forward to riding into the sun and the wind all week.

[Courtney Crowder @CourtneyCare]

It’s official: Iowa’s Ride is not rolling out from the Mississippi come July.

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Garbage coded racism from @IowaChill, who tells us Iowa drinking is better because "walking is unsafe" when going out in the city. Walk your baby nuts over to Fox News with that shit. Bigot.

[Iowa Chill @IowaChill]

Going out in a big city:

- Bar is hidden behind six quinoa shops
- drinks are $15
- have to uber because walking is unsafe

Going out in Iowa:

- bar is easy to find because it’s 1 of 3 buildings in town
- drinks are $3.25
- Bob’s the DD because he only drinks light beer