Apparently saying that you want to get piss drunk for your birthday isn’t a good response for “what do you want for your birthday?”
What I really wanted to say is “leave me the fuck alone for 3 days”🤣🤣🤣
I went to go help my brother work on his car and these dickheads weren’t even working on the car. They were just drinking whiskey with the hood open so that way the babe wouldn’t ask any questions…GENIUS 🤣
2026: can’t take this allergy medicine, it makes my heart race.
2011: I’m rolling off 3 press and a buncha liñeas, let drink Redbull and Vodkas .
HELP ME MAKE THIS MAKE SENSE 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤣