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Fitness, wellness, weirdness, lasagna.

[distracted @rage_yogi]

Just here to keep my private thoughts private publicly

[Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP]

Don’t mind me, I’m just over here binge breathing.

[Carmella Cannoli @piccolobutt]

Anyone else ever sell anything on Facebook marketplace and wish they had just drank poison instead??

[distracted @rage_yogi]

@dtcrawford69

[Cali @calidaysay]

Board games are just socially acceptable ways to discover which of your friends are psychopaths.

[Sleepyorstoned @sleepyorstoned]

It's funny that laughter can be meaningless while sadness can't.

[FR4CKER @fr4ckerjack]

I'm starting Fight-or-Flight Club, where we suffer panic attacks at eachother. Who's in?

[𝔊𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔱𝔠𝔞𝔱 @ghostcatting]

Planning your destruction so you don’t have to.

[⚓️🐕SaltyDog🐕⚓️ @doggiedogthedog]

I’d like to get something straight between us

[distracted @rage_yogi]

Masking hard or hardly masking?

[Mr.Carter @dexteristwisted]

When I ask for directions please don't use east west

I'll just get more lost

[distracted @rage_yogi]

@Rusty_Nail_12 Fiiine you twisted my arm

[distracted @rage_yogi]

I just want a man who will buy me a coffee and take me on a book shopping spree

[distracted @rage_yogi]

@Whiskeynsalsa 💯

[distracted @rage_yogi]

@NascentNoah That’s the spirit!

[distracted @rage_yogi]

@Rusty_Nail_12 😆 yep spree means a whole pile and I have to read the backs and everything

[distracted @rage_yogi]

@Whiskeynsalsa 🤔 I’ll give it a try

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@1Thunder_Struck 😆

[distracted @rage_yogi]

I once took a whole university course on “The Sublime” in case you’re wondering how I’m wired

[distracted @rage_yogi]

@Rusty_Nail_12 Ya you have to carry the bags

[distracted @rage_yogi]

@Rusty_Nail_12 I did and it’s given me so many real life skills as well hahaha

[distracted @rage_yogi]

@thecanadianeh Not the band but that would have been interesting haha