please follow my fuckass owner (loving) so he can get me more treats and toys and maybe keep me out of that fucking cage…. And bc he’s kinda funny
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Whew! A time was had at that garden! That life guard turned out to be a god?? And I was trapped in a basement?? But that’s just an average Tuesday for me, owner does that to me on the regular…
someone tell my owner that just because the shower door is closed, doesn’t mean I can’t still hear him belting Ariana Grande high notes. I’m trying to get beauty rest!
Never going near this man while he eats again. I walked by him while he was eating his salad (and NOT sharing) and he gets dressing on my fur. I cannot stand this fucker.