Patrick DiCristofaro

knuckle bones

[Patrick DiCristofaro @rageforwage]

Knights of the Cookie Table.

[Patrick DiCristofaro @rageforwage]

When you get the breath right strip just right.

[Patrick DiCristofaro @rageforwage]

DMB was a government PsyOp to keep people from knowing Ween was the continuation of the Beatles.

[Patrick DiCristofaro @rageforwage]

Pollution was created by God to force the Horseshoe Crab to evolve.

[Patrick DiCristofaro @rageforwage]

I can't prove it, but somehow this all stems from that blue/black vs. white/gold dress.

[Patrick DiCristofaro @rageforwage]

Real commitment is staying in a fantasy football league from 2 jobs ago.

[Patrick DiCristofaro @rageforwage]

I maintain that #StDenisMedical is the most realistic medical show.

[Patrick DiCristofaro @rageforwage]

I'm gonna start calling em Polluticians instead of politicians.

[Patrick DiCristofaro @rageforwage]

The Haliban was taken out by the Shai IA.

[Patrick DiCristofaro @rageforwage]

The Great Pyramids were the original Brutalist Architecture.

[Patrick DiCristofaro @rageforwage]

Air fryers were invented to make sure Teflon gets into a new generation.

[Patrick DiCristofaro @rageforwage]

I think college sports should be coached by college students. Would save a ton of money.

[Patrick DiCristofaro @rageforwage]

We all thought the post apocalyptic movie with Keanu Reeves that is most likely to unfold is The Matrix but that was big government psyop to hide the fact that Johnny Mnemonic is currently happening.

[Patrick DiCristofaro @rageforwage]

Plastic tarp waves in the tree, mans triumph over nature.

[Patrick DiCristofaro @rageforwage]

Can we please stop remastering old movies.

[Patrick DiCristofaro @rageforwage]

New music is ment for new people.

[Patrick DiCristofaro @rageforwage]

@deepimage_ How can you say that when Taylor Swift is alive?!...Unless you know something I don't.

[Kyle Long @KLong1724]

*NO SPOILER*

The biggest plot hole in You season 2 is Joe getting laid with this

[Patrick DiCristofaro @rageforwage]

Elvis was the original Elvis impersonator. #otisblackwell

[Patrick DiCristofaro @rageforwage]

Ingot We Trust.