Lycoris

20 | Diploma Sains Pertanian Moden

[Lycoris @rageklee]

Seperti biasa ahli politik masih lagi tersenyum bersama walau berlainan parti manakala rakyat Malaysia yang bodoh terus bertikam lidah bermasam muka

[Radzi Jidin @RadziJidin]

Selesai 10km. Jumpa sahabat saya, Menteri MITI, di penamat.

Dia laju...otai..

#DRJ

[Prateekaaryan 𝕏 @AaryanPrateekX]

women when they realize that men can have preferences

[︎ ︎venom @venom1s]

Women when men say they want to marry a virgin girl instead of high body count hoes.

[Fendi #RobohKuilHaram @BendiTheBagak]

This guy is an asshole.

[Sic @sicfallacy]

Jika semua warga asing tu bukan warga Israel tapi warga bangsa J pun tapi berkata mahu buat satu negara sendiri di pulau tersebut itu kan satu cubaan menghasut dan gannggu kedaulatan negara?
Isu dia bukan siapa warga asing tapi isu gadai maruah dan kedaulatan negara.

[Mr Melancholy @chakravartiiin]

I am sorry but are we going to pretend that 99.9% hot women don't have a ass pic like this or a variation on their insta? They don't seem to have a problem with it.

Let's just call this what it is intrasexual competition. Ugly unfit fat women are trying to gate keep hot women's sexuality, very similar to the fat friend at the bar.

[Pedoq, what is this behaviour? @pedoqpop]

Okay la sedaq awai tak boleh makan.

[S. @sarramonez]

I belajar from my superior if kita nak ajar orang bawah, kena ajar sampai dia fikir macam kita. Sebab dia akan senangkan kerja. Kita dulu pun bukan terus pandai. Give them time to learn. Motivate them. Ni kalau cara pun asyik nak cari salah, susahlah budak tu nak grow.

[manrisxgen @RizkymandallaMP]

Bro bilang agama buatan manusia
Justru Al-Qur'an udah memprediksi perkataan seperti lu 😁

[Hangry Capybara @PittKF]

Sebelum ada nak hentam,tanya dia dulu,geran dah makan banyak mana.
Nak support macam mana lagi?
Takkan makan nak bersuap sampai mati?

[Pokley. @haiyakasim]

Ok endon 👍🏻

[Pyromantic @PyromanticNymph]

These women are still having sex. It's all just performative.

[Fendi #RobohKuilHaram @BendiTheBagak]

“HANYA 12”

#KiasuWatch

[໊ @xoeeie]

if only there was a word for humans with vaginas 😔 someone should think of one 😔

[Projek Hitam @projekhitam]

Rebranding paling bengap dalam sejarah. Pos Msia ada banyak aset untuk lawan SPX, Ninja Van tapi pergi buat convenience store.

Entah apa logiknya

[Qeez #RobohKuilHaram @qeezfikir]

First, you are keling. Second of all, you are apunene. Third, you are black. You can never be jew even though Singapore is well known as Israel of the SEA, but we are banning Israel, not Singapore, so don’t mistaken yourself with Israel. You can only mistaken yourself with India

[Bash Rahman @bashrahman]

Sape assume LRT/MRT dibuat utk lagi pendekkan waktu perjalanan compared to driving dah salah konsep.

Its is for predictability. Baru boleh rancang perjalanan. Ada jadual dah siap siap.

Nak cepat naik la helicopter. Duh

[Peng Seong, The One @Cashisnotking1]

Many Malay dont know what MCA has talked to Chinese Community behind them

On the hand, DAP has been demonised by PAS, UMNO & their fans sucessfully within Malay Community

[Irfan_newboys🇲🇾🇵🇸🏳️🏴 @Marchfoward]

Ni memang saja saja nak tunjuk buat kerja ke

Orang suruh check detail pas dual citizenship

Diorang dah beroperasi dekat negara ni of course most atau semua dah ada dokumen sah

Orang Israel dia takkan dapat masuk Malaysia kalau dia bawak passport Israel kat border. Dia pakai negara lain

[Butteralways🧈 @ButterAlways92]

Hampa dok tergedik apa! Buat malu sikit! Dia pi Friends of IDF GALA tahun lepas.

[Khairul Aqmal @KhairulAqmal]

Keluar timeline video dak dak Jepun kayuh santai2 dekat jalan Malaysia.

Baca komen, 😆😆