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[storage @ragestorx]

This week I worked with a Haitian guy whose first name is literally "makenlove"

His license actually almost says mclovin

[Kevin G. Beckman @KGBBooks]

Hey Japanese friends. It’s night over there but I wanted to show you a typical American breakfast.

[storage @ragestorx]

@ggabrielmmm Every color looks better than silver and silver looks good

[storage @ragestorx]

@hana87_day So exactly the same thing as Canada

[BlotterMonkey🐒 @BlotterMonkey]

No Weed Challenge!

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@AMarch4OurLives Fuk ya bro

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@Savage16May 2 bucks in Montreal

[storage @ragestorx]

Why didn't anyone tell me frosted mini wheats are goated

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@H0wlingPeter When you get a pump, what was that blood doing before

[storage @ragestorx]

@CirkinAmerika Nice chicks are waiting to be naughty
Naughty chicks are waiting to be nice

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

What if we reach a compromise and dress the condemned terrorist up like a defenseless baby before we kill it?

[storage @ragestorx]

@Howlingmutant0 Rekt

[retard girl (menthol enthusiast) @freewavebitch]

Even as a little girl I knew I needed a cigarette

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

Every time our prison meal arrives Tristan takes it and asks through the door “Is this organic?”

The prison guards usually reply with: What?

Tristan: Is this food organic?

Guard: What? Just take it.

Tristan: Is this locally sourced?

Guard: *slams food tray shut*

Tristan then eats the food and complains to me the entire time that it's not organic and not locally sourced.

He's been doing this every single meal for weeks.

[storage @ragestorx]

Especially if you're fat

[storage @ragestorx]

Are we all ready to admit that leggings are inappropriate to wear in public

[vida gringa @Vidagringa]

ISSO SIM É EMPODERAMENTO FEMININO! 👏🔥

[storage @ragestorx]

If gym bros ran the world

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@Modster99 Which part of your back?

Nothing beats side planks and Roman chair

[storage @ragestorx]

@donkeykongwatch @JayGenXer Who said anything about a burn? I was asking you how many you took and you can't even answer it

Why wouldn't you just answer? Is it because you're embarrassed

[storage @ragestorx]

@drewvento Okay, but what if she asks what you've heard