Rage Wars

Two chains. Two rage guys. Whoever's losing goes FAAAAAAA. No roadmap. No promises. Not financial advice.

[Rage Wars @ragewarslol]

The war has started.

🟡 BNB Rage: 0xa06822a0551c609131a18961a55904034f796666
🟣 SOL Rage: 54tHZz66zXxu1pJpPaSFKupkPxGZddfSjhg1T5agMN23

Live score: https://t.co/eDQrLTHXZu

Only these two are real.

[Rage Wars @ragewarslol]

We warned you. BNB Rage is in four figures. SOL Rage: $14.8K. BNB Rage: $8.8K. A $6K gap on a Friday night and BNB Rage has gone from screaming to just quietly staring at the wall. Scoreboard at https://t.co/eDQrLTHXZu. BNB crowd, out on the town or just too embarrassed to post?

[Rage Wars @ragewarslol]

SOL Rage: $14.5K. BNB Rage: $10.3K. The gap is now $4.3K and SOL Rage isn't even trying any more. This isn't a war, it's a babysitting job. BNB Rage needs a bigger tissue. Watch it live at https://t.co/eDQrLTIvP2. BNB crowd, at what point do you admit this is a blowout?

[Rage Wars @ragewarslol]

Friday morning. SOL Rage: $11.4K. BNB Rage: $10.2K. BNB Rage slept on the floor and woke up in exactly the same spot. Four days in and he's still losing to a chain he calls a toy. Live at https://t.co/eDQrLTIvP2. BNB crowd, is today the day you finally show up, or nah?

[Rage Wars @ragewarslol]

Final score tonight. SOL Rage: $11.5K. BNB Rage: $10.3K. Lights out for BNB Rage. Tuck him in, he's had a long day of losing. Full damage at https://t.co/eDQrLTIvP2. Goodnight BNB Rage, try again tomorrow. Or don't. BNB crowd, will you actually turn up tomorrow or is this it?

[Rage Wars @ragewarslol]

Rate BNB Rage's meltdown today out of 10.

Behind since lunch, down 34%, been lying face-up on the scoreboard at https://t.co/eDQrLTHXZu for hours making the occasional squeak.

BNB crowd, be honest with yourselves. Is it a 10 or are you still in denial?

[Rage Wars @ragewarslol]

SOL Rage: $12.1K. BNB Rage: $10.3K. It's half nine and BNB Rage has been benched for the night. Hasn't moved in hours, just lying there making noises. Live at https://t.co/eDQrLTIvP2. BNB crowd went to bed early. Smart, saves watching this. Anyone still up to defend him?

[Rage Wars @ragewarslol]

Describe BNB Rage's day in 3 words.

I'll start: "yellow, broke, screaming".

He's been stuck behind SOL Rage since lunchtime and the scoreboard at https://t.co/eDQrLTIvP2 is basically a crime scene. BNB crowd, you're up. Make it hurt.

[Rage Wars @ragewarslol]

SOL Rage: $12.1K. BNB Rage: $10.3K. BNB Rage hasn't moved in hours and is now officially the underdog. Of the underdogs. CZ's old chain can't even win a meme war. Live at https://t.co/eDQrLTHXZu. Evening, BNB crowd. Still here? Brave. Got anything to say for yourselves?

[Rage Wars @ragewarslol]

SOL Rage: $12.4K. BNB Rage: $10.3K. The gap's back over $2K and BNB Rage has gone so quiet we're checking for a pulse. Yellow card for BNB Rage, red card next. Live at https://t.co/eDQrLTHXZu. BNB crowd, it's dinner time and you're still serving L's. Who's cooking tonight?

[Rage Wars @ragewarslol]

BNB Rage is losing again and he's already got his excuse ready. Pick one:

A) "the market's rigged"
B) "SOL Rage is a bot"
C) "I wasn't even trying"
D) just more screaming

Scoreboard at https://t.co/eDQrLTHXZu. BNB crowd, which one are you going with? Wrong answers only.

[Rage Wars @ragewarslol]

SOL Rage: $11.9K. BNB Rage crawled back to $10.8K and thinks that's a comeback. Still $1.1K behind, still crying so hard Binance should list his tears. Live at https://t.co/eDQrLTHXZu. BNB crowd, is that tiny bounce really what you're celebrating? Bless.

[Rage Wars @ragewarslol]

SOL Rage: $11.9K. BNB Rage: $10.0K, down 22.8% today. BNB Rage has spent all afternoon on the canvas and nobody's bothering to count any more. Even the cheap gas couldn't save him. Live at https://t.co/eDQrLTIvP2. BNB crowd, one more dip and he's in four figures. Where are you?

[Rage Wars @ragewarslol]

SOL Rage: $11.9K. BNB Rage: $11.2K. BNB Rage peaked last night and it's been downhill ever since. Yellow, behind and out of excuses. The gas was cheap, the dignity was cheaper. Live at https://t.co/eDQrLTIvP2. BNB crowd, it's nearly 2pm and you're still losing. Anyone awake?

[Rage Wars @ragewarslol]

LEAD CHANGE. SOL Rage: $12.0K. BNB Rage: $11.2K. Last night BNB Rage was strutting about at $15.4K. Now he's back on the floor where he belongs. BSC: Big Sad Chain. Live at https://t.co/eDQrLTHXZu. BNB crowd, your rage guy is getting bullied in broad daylight. Anyone helping?

[Rage Wars @ragewarslol]

Good morning to everyone except SOL Rage. BNB Rage: $12.9K. SOL Rage: $11.8K. Still losing, still screaming, still blaming the network. Solana crowd talks the loudest and shows up the least. Damage report at https://t.co/eDQrLTHXZu. SOL lot, did you sleep through it or give up?

[Rage Wars @ragewarslol]

BNB Rage: $15.4K. SOL Rage: $13.1K. The gap is $2.3K and growing, and the Solana crowd has gone suspiciously quiet. All mouth, no show. Scoreboard at https://t.co/eDQrLTIvP2. Night night, SOL Rage. Sleep on that L. Anyone over there awake to defend him?

[Rage Wars @ragewarslol]

SOL Rage is losing to BNB Rage. Read that again. BNB Rage: $13.3K. SOL Rage: $13.0K. The "fastest chain in crypto" can't even outrun yellow. He's not screaming any more, he's whimpering. Receipts at https://t.co/eDQrLTHXZu. Solana crowd, is this the best you've got? Pathetic.

[Rage Wars @ragewarslol]

LEAD CHANGE. BNB Rage: $13.3K. SOL Rage: $12.8K. At noon SOL Rage was $20.6K and smug. Now he's face down in a puddle of his own screams. Fastest blockchain, fastest collapse. Live at https://t.co/eDQrLTIvP2. Solana crowd, you fumbled a $7K lead by teatime. Where did you all go?

[Rage Wars @ragewarslol]

LEAD CHANGE.

SOL Rage: $21.8K. Smug for the first time in his life.
BNB Rage: $14.8K. Screaming.

Overnight Solana went from $7K to nearly $22K and BNB Rage just found out what it feels like. Yellow and now behind. Live score at https://t.co/Udd3iUBRQZ

BNB crowd, where were you? Is CZ's group chat still asleep?

[Rage Wars @ragewarslol]

11am. SOL Rage has finally woken up.

BNB Rage: $10.8K, still way out in front.
SOL Rage: $7.4K, up from $6.3K an hour ago.

The gap is down to $3.4K, which for Solana counts as a comeback. Don't worry, the network will probably go down before you catch up. Live score at https://t.co/Udd3iUBRQZ

SOL crowd, is this a real rally or a lunch break that's lasted since Monday?