Ryan Geyer

Agent of chaos. Putting the gin in ginger ale. I am room 101

[rei @keptlaced]

y'all romanticise yearning but i genuinely feel like my soul is being ripped from my chest

[Milu @dollisheart]

In addition to being gentle and caring i am very neurotic and high strung. This is endearing to the right person i’m sure

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

HISTORY.

[0nji_ @0nji_]

I have AC in my car, I just choose to roll down the window when I can.

Not because "AC could make you sick", but because I drive a 4 cylinder and I divert power from life support, in to the main thrusters

[finn 🍉 @ironasss]

despite working less than half the year, we make barely triple the median salary :(

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

First woman to buy me the Miller Light World Cup match ball beer holder can have my hand in marriage

[cee @1ovesickkk]

did i see desire in your eyes or only my own yearning staring back

[Allison Online 💾 (50 Hours Free) @IceStationSpmda]

If you drink precisely enough while playing pool you start to see trajectories and overlays and shit

[Jamesetta Williams 💕 @jamesetta_w]

So Louisiana throwing out votes already cast to enact a gerrymander is legal, Tennessee deleting Black districts less than a week after VRA decision totally fine, Florida completely ignoring their own state constitution legit, but Virginia putting voter-approved maps in place is illegal. How are voters supposed to believe in anything?

[Zweil @somethings_awry]

Deleting the dating apps to meet someone the old-fashioned way (Absolutely nowhere, not at all)

[🎧 @headphoneemoji]

i’m walking to my coding final wearing this hat

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

my freaking comrade https://t.co/O8WRRttHmK

[parkäcet @realwruffian]

there's no worse torture than seeing a cool car while not in your cool car

[Amelia™ @RealiaAmelia]

i don’t think orientalism is good now obviously but if i were a young gentleman of means in 1802? sure i’d take an interest in the mysteries of the east

[padrino @kenefbg]

“as far back as i can remember i always wanted to be a gangster “ i heard that & knew i was in for an all timer

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.

[“forklift certified” em @cowlesbian]

ai can’t write good because it’s designed to write pleasantly average sentences with all the right words in the right order and imho good writing requires u to strategically deploy a word that is wrong and maybe even evil

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

Need to lock in on dating so I can afford a damn one bedroom

[DLN @xbtDLN]

Human brain cells grown onto microchips and taught to play doom