Real “Slim Shady” Rosco

Just another guy (or girl) who wears size 7 shoes. I’m always fired up about something. Robbed the Dirty O Christmas of 2024. #tacos

[Real “Slim Shady” Rosco @RagingRosco]

Saw one of my apprentices drinking some sissy fufu drink this morning. Took a piss in it when he was taking a shit. That should teach that gay faggot a lesson. #Whitemonster #Bluecollar #WhoHasBag

[Real “Slim Shady” Rosco @RagingRosco]

So everyone just jerks off 3 times a day now? Glad I’m not the only one. #porn #baseball #whohasbag

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

You will never see a baseball team commit 3 throwing errors quicker than the Royals just now

[Real “Slim Shady” Rosco @RagingRosco]

Mucking a red Barron rn while making some life decisions #whohasbag

[Brandon Bumpstein @BBump420]

Hearing if Sir Harry scores another goal this game he will have 7 on the tournament, if he doesn’t he will have 6

[Real “Slim Shady” Rosco @RagingRosco]

@DrShrimpCR You’re a fag dude. Bartender is just taking the tip and still coming to you last. Grow up bro

[Real “Slim Shady” Rosco @RagingRosco]

Takin the top off and drippin like hot sauce @DDusty67 @DrShrimpCR #whohasbag

[Devin Dustworth @DDusty67]

Roofs open. Cheers to 250!

@DrShrimpCR

[Emilio Stinklestein @EmilioStink]

On a day like today you need to take the top off to truly celebrate freedom. The European mind couldn’t comprehend @DDusty67 #freedom #theunitedstatesofamerica #250YearsOfFreedom

[Kansas City Royals @Royals]

FINAL: White Sox 22, Royals 1

[Real “Slim Shady” Rosco @RagingRosco]

THE BULL

[Minor League Baseball @MiLB]

Abraham Toro hits for the cycle...

... and gives the @OMAStormChasers the lead in the 8th!

The @Royals first baseman logs the 12th cycle of the Minor League season.

[Real “Slim Shady” Rosco @RagingRosco]

Why doesn’t anyone react to my shit all I want is a new bag guy #whowantsbag #whohasbag #bag #dust hmu

[Real “Slim Shady” Rosco @RagingRosco]

Nothing better than letting the dogs fly spewing new ways to be borderline racist with your boys (no one is out here) drinking some woodford reserve on the rocks. #dust

[Real “Slim Shady” Rosco @RagingRosco]

Was thinking of a few new terms for ‘Tarps off’ here’s what I came up with…

- Shedding tarp
- Cotton shed
- Migration season
- Summer molting
- Torso cover deletion
- Pavement mode

Lmk #Tarpsoff

[Real “Slim Shady” Rosco @RagingRosco]

@DDusty67 You didn’t even have a water fountain to use in grade school fel, catch up wit a white boy

Juneteenth,
Out

[Real “Slim Shady” Rosco @RagingRosco]

Who the fuck invented crushed ice? I want to personally find him and make him pick up sword swallowing. That is the equivalent of using crushed ice. Fuck crushed ice. #iceberg #blackice #outoncrushedice #ice #icenotthebadice

[Real “Slim Shady” Rosco @RagingRosco]

After melting on my sectional all day and watching the #WorldCup, I started wondering why we don’t implement hydration breaks into our day to day?

Could be a useful to have a hydration break at the bar, mid pump so you can last a bit longer, or even mid doomscroll? #hydrobrake

[Real “Slim Shady” Rosco @RagingRosco]

@DDusty67 Devin I don’t even want to hear it. Back in grade school I remember you shoving crushed ice up your ass in the men’s room just to feel something. Just huzz a scuzz like a normal middle schooler. #OUT #FuckYou

[Real “Slim Shady” Rosco @RagingRosco]

When do you become a “dust guy?” There’s levels to this shit. When you first experience dust for the first time? When you are a regular at the dust deck? When you have the dust distributors number? Or when you’re banging a cue ball a day?

Let me know #dust

[Real “Slim Shady” Rosco @RagingRosco]

@reginoldthegoat Just watched a Jlaw movie, office romance, great film highly recommend #jlaw