Renee T

[Renee T @raginrhonda]

You've Got Kale. Oh Butter Where Art Thou? Tarragon in 60 Seconds. Weekend at Bernaise. Love in the Time of Cauliflower. Asparagus Now.

[Renee T @raginrhonda]

In “prestige drama,” how is prestige pronounced?

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@astacusmarinus Don Draper feels this way too

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I’d give so much to work a NYE dinner service one more time

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@ev_bjork I’ve been running this through my head for a week and each time the chaos makes me just fucking lose it

[Renee T @raginrhonda]

I invite you over to eat popcorn and listen to music. There are candles. The playlist is two symphonies, 8 movements in total.

I hit shuffle.

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@OpeMilkLatte BRUH

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A mobile vasectomy clinic called “Vans Deferens”

[rachelle @rchlltrmn]

no, comrade—OUR neck. OUR back

[Renee T @raginrhonda]

Quarterly reminder

[madison @madison_tayt]

every time this video pops up on my tl i have to watch it 3+ times. it’s not enjoyment but something much deeper that compels me

[Renee T @raginrhonda]

My unhinged calorie app just let me know that I’ve lost the equivalent of…an average microwave.

[Renee T @raginrhonda]

I will always want to go see my favorite bands alone

[Tony Hawk’s Post Maker @rfknephew]

Going to concerts alone is actually great. You can float around like a ghost haunting the venue. The amount of beers you drink is influenced by nobody. "What's the move for after?" is whatever you decide. You may not speak a single word for hours.

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I just saw a crow and a black squirrel standing together in the street, fuck yeah spooky boys

[Renee T @raginrhonda]

On a quest to have a discussion about beauty in the lighting section of Menards

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Update: they have Orion

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Disappointed at the lack of Orion in the AZ sky

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ISO sunrise gang for jokin’ around and watchin’ the sun rise

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I bought Samsonite because of Peggy Olson in case you were wondering about my consumer acumen

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I’m quickly becoming disenfranchised

[Renee T @raginrhonda]

Oh you like to read? Name five books.

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Another thing: how could I ever date someone who’s never mourned the end of a book?