Gary Rawson

Happily married, happily retired, happily living the wonderful life. And 6 grandchildren make life even better.

[Gary Rawson @ragynoswar]

@childers_g3593 @DudyNobleField What you fail to recognize or admit is that those Dudy Noble crowds come from all over the state and even surrounding states. It has to do with small town Starkville Mississippi. It is all about the love of Mississippi State Baseball.

[Gary Rawson @ragynoswar]

@billy88150413 @Tironianae Please, just shut up. You said nothing about Pelosi.

[Gary Rawson @ragynoswar]

@YogiSC1127 @GregorioSh64773 I always thought laziness was the mother of all invention. I know that’s what motivates me.

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@SirBylHolte Good Morning Vietnam!

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I am from Mississippi. Once upon a time my wife and I were on a plane about to depart when the captain announced there would be a delay. He then offered we could exit the plane for a few minutes for coffee or food. So I decided to go search for a good cup of coffee. As I got up out of my seat I asked the lady across the aisle from me if she would like a cup of coffee as well. She said yes so I got the both of us coffee. As I placed the coffee in her hand she did not say thank you; she asked “Why would you get me coffee?” I looked at here and simply said “Because on this flight we are neighbors.” I have always wondered where she was from.

[Gary Rawson @ragynoswar]

@its_The_Dr Well I found you didn’t I? Now I know what to avoid. Thank you for that.

[Gary Rawson @ragynoswar]

@Sara_Varnholt My buddy fixed me up with his girlfriend’s best friend. I took her to dinner and after the meal she lit one up. We got back in my car and I took her home, kissed her on the cheek, and said good night. She made her choice and then I made mine.

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@RC_Cola12345 @honeymoon250 True. But usually with these brain teasers the simplest answer is not the right one.

[Gary Rawson @ragynoswar]

One day while playing outside I suddenly felt a sharp burning pain in my big toe. Yes, I was wearing sandals.

As I looked down to see what was attacking me, I noticed a single fire ant firmly attached to my toe.

That little sucker had me in its grip and was attempting to haul my little fat ass back to his queen.

I am sure he thought his colony could feed on me for days. And Lord only knows how his queen might have rewarded him for such an accomplishment.

[Gary Rawson @ragynoswar]

My wife and I were at a high school football game. She glanced at her engagement ring
And the diamond was missing.

Oh, the panic. So I got out of the bleachers and searched the ground between the bleachers and our car, at night, hoping I might happen to find it.

After 30 minutes of searching I simply gave up and sat down beside my hysterical wife.

Then I happened to notice that her pants were cuffed. I asked her to carefully check her pant cuffs. And as I am sure you are already ahead of me, the diamond had fallen into that little cuff.

Imagine the relief we both felt: she was reunited with the diamond I placed on her hand when we married, and I was not going diamond shopping.

[Gary Rawson @ragynoswar]

@otokyo Tiny Tat

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@BamaSaltyMarine Now this made me laugh out loud.

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@CuriosityonX I would like to sit down with you and have a conversation over coffee.

[Gary Rawson @ragynoswar]

@EmilySm43 Yes. A friend of mine couldn’t swim. I could swim enough for both of us.

[Gary Rawson @ragynoswar]

@TrollerforTrump @KatieLunchLady @ginamilan_ @HartshornFrank @grok Dam straight.

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@otokyo I would reword it to say “what time” which yields ‘Time of death - 2 minutes = the Time that men stop looking’. But I am just a normal red blooded man so what do I know 🥴

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@senveben22119 My first thought was a single earmuff.

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@Her_Nonymous_D Note that he told her to call his wife, not him, but they would be there. That is a very thoughtful gentleman.

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@Nikki6405994059 @RickyDoggin I think I saw him apply the brakes on his sled which resembles an anchor for snow. But as a native Mississippian, I admit I know nothing about dog sledding.