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[EDIGuy @EDIGuy01]

DIVORCE AGREEMENT

THIS IS INCREDIBLY WELL-PUT, AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S WRITTEN BY A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM.

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, and Obama supporters, et al:

We have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.

Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is our separation agreement:

Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass, each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets, since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

—We don't like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them.

--You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.

--Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.

--We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal mines, and you can go with wind, solar, and bio-diesel.

--You can keep Oprah, Whoopi, Bill Maher, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all five of them.

--We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street.

--You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies, and illegal aliens.

--We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEOs, and rednecks.

--We'll keep Bill O’Reilly and Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.

--You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.

--You can have the peaceniks and war protesters.

--When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.

--We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.

--You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness, and Shirley McLaine. You can also have the UN., but we will no longer be paying the bill.

--We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find.

--You can give everyone health care if you can find any practicing doctors.

--We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem."

--I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine," "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing," "Kum Baya," or "We Are the World."

--We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle-up poverty your best shot.

--Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name, and our flag.

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you might think about which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

Sincerely,

John J. Wall
Law Student and an American

P.S. Also, please take George Clooney, Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Short, Charlie Sheen, Barbra Streisand, and (Hanoi) Jane Fonda with you.

P.P.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country.

[Joe Oltmann @Joeoltmann]

Imagine being the richest man in the world, where all you had to do was keep your mouth shut, play ball with the cartel, and let every media room and politician worship the ground you walk on… and instead you put everything you built on the line and step straight into the fire to save the American ideal.

Look at what they are doing to Elon Musk right now. You have left-wing professor Scott Galloway going on stage to applause, calling Elon a "traitor to the West," invoking the Rosenbergs being lined up against a wall, and doubling down on it today while incoming Democrats in Congress are already drawing up their subpoena lists to go after his companies and punish him for DOGE. Think about how upside down and rotted that is. Calling the man a traitor.

Let me put it to you like this. What has Elon actually done to earn the hatred of team evil? Two things. He built technology that makes the world better, landing rockets, connecting families in disaster zones from space, and building real things here in America, and he stood up for the people unwaveringly, with honor and humility, when nobody else with his reach had the spine to do it. He bought the town square so you could speak again when the government and Big Tech had a boot on your throat, and then he walked into Washington for free to show you where they were stealing your money.

Stop and think about what this man actually sacrificed for you. He didn't need the headaches, the death threats, the firebombed dealerships, the weaponized advertisers, or a target painted on his back and his family's back every single day. He could have stayed in the cool kids club forever and never lost a dime. I know a little something about what happens when the machine decides to destroy your life for telling the truth, and watching a man who had everything to lose step in front of the train anyway tells you everything you need to know about his heart.

Now here is the part nobody wants to talk about… we are making the exact same mistake with Elon that millions of people made with Trump, cheering from the couch and waiting around for one man to do all the heavy lifting while the wolves tear him apart. And spare me the BS about 25-degree chess. I do not want to hear another pied piper influencer tell you to sit back and trust some secret master plan while team evil sharpens the knives in broad daylight. There is no 25-degree chess when they are openly talking about walls and subpoenas. Elon deserves our defense and he deserves our loyalty, right now, in public, where it actually costs something.

Standing up for @elonmusk means you do not let a single person around you repeat the "traitor" lie without shoving the truth right back down their throat. It means calling every Republican in the House and Senate and telling them straight up that if they hide under their desks like paper tigers while Democrats run subpoena lawfare on Elon, their careers are finished. It means backing the people who build, starving the parasites who only destroy, and putting ten million loud Americans between him and the mob so they learn real fast that if you come for him, you deal with all of us.

Stop waiting for one man to save you while you watch him bleed for it. He stood in the gap for the American people when it cost him everything. Stand in the gap for him now.

Pray, Stand, Speak, ACT.

Love,

What all of you good people are thinking

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 JUST IN: Rep. Brandon Gill (R-TX) is being floated as the next GOVERNOR OF TEXAS to defeat Democrats in 2030 after Tuesday's Democrat landslide

HE'D BE A GREAT GOVERNOR.

Texas would be in safe hands if this happens! 🔥

For now, Gill won reelection despite the blue tsunami, so he'll be focused on pure COMMON SENSE and fighting Democrats' degeneracy in Congress. That's why the voters sent HIM back to the House!

[Snowy Frosty 🦉☃️ @frostiestofmen]

Wow. Texas flipped Blue for the first time in what, 30 years? Democrats won major races there for Governor and Senator.

Here’s the story they won’t tell ya:

1) Texas became an economic powerhouse under Republican leadership.

2) Texas built massive numbers of affordable homes coupled with high-paying jobs.

3) Democrats fled from Democrat-controlled states, especially California, due to Democrat policies making their states unlivable and unaffordable.

4) Those Democrats largely moved to Texas, and then, instead of realizing that it was conservatism that made Texas so great, they decided to continue to vote lefty liberal like they had in California.

5) Enough Democrats moved in, to take advantage of the oasis that is Texas, and now they are voting to turn it into the next California.

That is (mostly) the full story here. The Left invades anything good and superior, they don’t learn their lesson, and then, they decimate their new home. Invade, conquer, destroy. That’s what they do.

Godspeed, Texas. Hope you bounce back soon. 🐘 🇺🇸

[Larry Elder @larryelder]

CALMATE, REPUBLICANS!!!

Trump remains president for the next two years. Deal with it, Democrats. 

A Democrat House has no powers to prosecute. The DOJ will not indict. Impeachment will not lead to a Trump conviction and expulsion from office.

Stupid tax, spend and legislation will be vetoed—and won’t be overridden. 

After there is some sort of resolution of the Iran War, gas prices will drop like a stone. 

And by the way, the threat of a nuclear armed Iran will be substantially diminished, if not eliminated. Thank you, President Trump. 

It’ll be fun watching Speaker Hakeem Jeffries try to control the crazy DSA/socialist/antisemitic caucus— and enact legislation to improve “affordability” as “affordability” is being improved despite the lack of legislation.

The economy is already growing—and will soon kick into an even higher gear. 

For the next two years, the economy will continue to fire on all cylinders, while inflation and gas prices fall the moment the Iran War ends.

What will the Democrats’ argument be then? Raise taxes on “the rich”? “Medicare-for-All”? “Trump is a Nazi”? 

Given that Democrats opposed no tax on tips, opposed no tax on overtime, opposed no tax on Social Security and refused to expand school choice, etc., Democrats cannot possibly take credit for the Trump/Republican economy.

They cannot possibly, with a straight face, take credit for the huge, and by recent standards, upcoming unprecedented growth in the economy. 

The Republican 2028 presidential nominee—whether Vance or Rubio—will have a hell of a strong argument about the economy and “affordability.“

See you in 2028!

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 HOLY CRAP! THIS is the video that Minnesota leftist prosecutors charged Cam Higby with a FELONY over

He dressed as a Muslim and asked if he could vote with ZERO ID under Minnesota's "vouching" system

"Do we need ID?"

WORKER: "NOPE!" 🤯

HIGBY: "I have 7 other people who I live with."

And the worker says those people can be vouched for to, and "NO ID FOR ANY"

This man exposed a corrupt election system and their answer is to criminally charge him, despite NO BALLOTS BEING CAST in this case

Minnesota is becoming like a 3rd world nation. Its elections are corrupt and voters need to elect Republicans to make it stop!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@StephenKing Your mental model outside of short-sighted tribalism is pathetically stupid

[Brandon Gill @realBrandonGill]

Before you go to vote, remember what is at stake.

James Talarico will be a 100% reliable vote for Chuck Schumer. He will re-open our borders, take away your Second Amendment rights, and end Texas' oil industry.

He will fight for taxpayer funded abortion through birth and trans surgeries for minors-- and rub your most deeply held Christian beliefs in your face while doing it.

We need everyone to get out and vote for @KenPaxtonTX, a leader who will deliver for us in the Senate just as he's done as our Attorney General.

[Bark @barkmeta]

Crypto bros down 95% from ATH celebrating a 5% pump

[The Vigilant Fox 🦊 @VigilantFox]

Stephen A. Smith publicly APOLOGIZES to Kyrie Irving after calling him "selfish" for refusing the COVID jab.

"Hindsight-wise, it didn’t make him stubborn or selfish. It made him BRAVE."

"I watched Dr. Fauci on Capitol Hill yesterday, and the person I thought about most was Kyrie Irving."

“Kyrie Irving stood out in my mind because of the heat that he was taking... He refused the vaccine. New York City's mandate made him ineligible for home games, and he linked his stance to people losing jobs over vaccine mandates."

“In my opinion, particularly hindsight-wise, it didn't make him stubborn or selfish. It made him brave. His willingness to stand up and say, ‘Nah, I'm not doing that.’

“It's just a time for reflection — to look at things differently.”

Kyrie gave up $11,400,000 in game checks during the 21-22 NBA season and a $100,000,000 extension with the Nets to be unvaccinated.

That cements his holdout as the largest financial sacrifice any athlete has ever made over an issue in history.

[Johnny Midnight ⚡️ @its_The_Dr]

Remember Fauci saying before he would gladly Testify, fast forward to Today and the Clown 🤡 Pleaded The Fifth!

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 IT'S OFFICIAL: Wisconsin brewery that bragged about offering FREE BEER if President Trump is assassinated or dies just had its liquor license revoked

Epic FAFO moment!

👋🏻👋🏻

The left is evil.

[Nicolas Hulscher, MPH @NicHulscher]

Fauci FRAUDULENTLY claimed ivermectin didn’t work so the government could inject the entire population with emergency-use-authorized gene therapies.

106 studies involving 200,000+ patients show ivermectin:

REDUCED mortality by 47%
REDUCED hospitalization by 34%
REDUCED cases by 79%
INCREASED viral clearance by 44%
IMPROVED recovery by 39%

[Nick shirley @nickshirleyy]

Newsom would rather tax billionaires than:
- Figure out where $24 billion for the homeless went
- Stop funding California’s NGO scams
- Waste $14 billion on a train to nowhere
- Continue using your tax dollars for illegals’ healthcare

Billionaires aren’t the problem, you are.

[Nick shirley @nickshirleyy]

🚨 California just voted to pass AB 2624 aka “The Stop Nick Shirley Act”:
This bill puts journalists at civil risk for investigating fraud and makes it harder to expose fraud in “immigration support services,” including NGOs, nonprofits and health care facilities that receive hundreds of millions from the state of California each year.

This bill would have made it criminal to expose fake hospices in LA or the Somali “learing center” in Minnesota if they then claim “reasonable fear” and the business owner gives a written demand not to post the video.

Plain and simple, California is trying to make it harder to expose fraud and scare individuals from investigating fraud in their communities, as they could be sued for an injunction to remove the video + forced to pay their attorney fees + minimum $4,000 in damages.

The Attorney General's wife, Mia Bonta, created this bill and is now trying to make it law. How is this not a conflict of interest?

California is full of FRAUDSTERS!

[Nick shirley @nickshirleyy]

CBS News said there was no evidence of fraud.

The NYT said the Somali community was being targeted

CNN said there was "little evidence."

Tim Walz said it was “white supremacy” to expose fraud

Today: $90M busted and 15 charged.

IT WAS ALL FRAUD AND THEY KNEW.

[Yogi @Houseofyogi]

California voters are insane. You've lost the plot if you think Karen Bass deserves another term or Gavin Newsom did a good job.

Spending $37B on homelessness and it just gets worse. That's 200K a head. You could literally buy each of them a house in the bible belt and still have money left over.

Stop spending more. It's getting grifted by builders, charities and administrators.

Voters wanted a high speed train from LA to SF. Passed a bill for $33B in 2008. 18 years later, ZERO miles built.

$13B spent. New budget $231B. Japan built theirs in 1964. China has laid 28,000 miles of track since.

WE STILL HAVE NO TRAIN. How are we this incompetent? Where is the money?

You pay the highest income tax in the country. Gas is $2 over the national average. Electricity is double.

That's not iran bud. LOL.

That's your wasted tax dollars and failed policies at work. Can't even get PG&E to fix their powerlines so more homes don't burn down.

1.5M+ ppl have left the state since 2020. More than the city of Seattle. The state lost a House seat for the first time in 171 years.

Chevron was founded here in 1879. Packed up for Houston. Tesla left. Oracle left. SpaceX left.

In-N-Out closed its first store in 75 years of business. Oakland. Workers couldn't get to their jobs without being looted or harassed. Gunshots through the dining room and they called it quits.

Tourists can't stop at IHOP on the way from SFO without getting their windshield smashed.

But ya, everything is OK. Trust us.

You decriminalized drugs. Now SF has 635 dying of overdose and 35 from murder.

Your answer is more drugs. Keep the cartel in business.

Lets make sure there are needles and zombies everywhere, that will keep those darn kids off the street.

And then the fraud. Highest taxes in the country, highest fraud in the country.

EDD lost $32B to COVID fraud. A third of the entire country's fraud, out of one state. Checks went to inmates. Someone called Mr Poopy Pants got paid.

Nobody went to jail.

Stop paying for homelessness, fraud and drugs.

Take that money and BUILD. Focus on wildfire prevention.

It doesn't take a genius to see the stuff over the last 20 years.

Refill reservoirs. Build desalination plants. Cover waterways. Capture runoff. Staff up the fire department.

But nah that's too rational. Long live socialism.

Saudi Arabia didn't have water. They built stuff. You don't have water and you get some high school dropout with a humanities degree to research if building a plant hurts someone's feelings.

California can no longer build ANYTHING. Syria builds faster than this failed state.

16,000 homes gone in the fires. One year later, 12 rebuilt.

Actuaries won't price insurance. Carriers are leaving the state. Geico is probably cheaper in Iraq.

Bass funnels to her husband. Newsom funnels to his wife. The billionaires whose taxes pay for all of it get blamed. The homeowners who lost their houses get blamed. Climate gets blamed.

Then Spencer Pratt runs for mayor and you call HIM crazy for having no experience and living in a hotel.

Look at the receipts and tell me who's crazy.

You'll do it again in June and wonder why nothing changes.

Nothing changes because you don't change.

MAYBE STOP VOTING FOR A SINGLE PARTY DEMOCRAT SOCIALIST DICTATORSHIP AND YOUR STATE CAN GET BETTER.

Good luck out there. You'll need it.

[Shibo @GodsBurnt]

Nobody is connecting all of these dots.

>CLARITY Act passing this month.
>Trump in China making trade deals.
>New Fed chair replacing "too slow" Powell.
>Retail completely quit crypto.

We're about to see a boom like we've never seen before.

This is not a bull market.

This is THE bull market.

The one people will talk about for the next hundred years.

[Senator Babet @senatorbabet]

Capital gains tax shouldn’t exist.

I risk my money. I build the business. I make the investment. I do the work. I take the risk.

So why the hell should the government take a cut of my success?

They risk nothing. They create nothing. They just take.

Parasites. F’en parasites.

[naiive @naiivememe]

" sorry, can't hangout. i'm broke "

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