Charrr...

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

Me on january 1: "2026 is my year"

Me on April 2nd 2026:

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when your alarm hasn't gone off but the amount of sleep you're getting is suspicious:

[• @yducknow]

“i’ll call you as soon as I get home” me when i get home

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me everyday

[Meg ✦ @Flicky0ps]

This is what we want to see AI being used for, not to create another social media auto replier for marketing

[Matt M @mattm_82]

Can @oasis just announce it’s all sold out so I can get on with my Saturday.

[Gaz @Gaz3putt]

Oh, FFS. Back to bed.

#Oasis25

[h @hennrs]

Ticketmaster:

“Make sure you’re signed in!”

“Make sure you have your phone nearby!”

“Make sure you have updated your payment details!”

Also Ticketmaster:

[patty. @jesuispattieb]

The Ticketmaster website right now:

#Oasis

[Josh @joshstubbs___]

Not even halfway through a queue to get into the website and my mum is suggesting to ring Wembley and ask for tickets ‘like she did for Knebworth’. About to explode

[Absolute Radio @absoluteradio]

🎶 I said mayyyybeee
You're gonna Error 503 Backend.max_conn disconnect me 🎶

[🎲 @interzone_x]

Going on to Ticketmaster on Saturday for Oasis tickets #oasis2025

[mcfc lads @mcfc_lads]

Mum: WHO SOLD THE CAR?!

Me on my way to the Oasis reunion:

[Oasis @oasis]

The guns have fallen silent.
The stars have aligned.
The great wait is over.
Come see.
It will not be televised.