H. W. Plainview

Assistant to the Traveling Secretary of the New York Yankees, Aaron Rodgers apologist, LeBron James of Pool Basketball and Dave’s Hot Chicken Enjoyer

[H. W. Plainview @rahammot]

It doesn’t matter who wins tonight because the Eagles beat the Patriots 41-33 in Super Bowl 52

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

Wives: “Can’t wait to see what you have planned for me on Valentine’s Day!”

Husbands:

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

ioWa

#MLBatFieldOfDreams

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

SHUCK YEAH! 👍

#MLBatFieldOfDreams

[H. W. Plainview @rahammot]

@GoldinCo You look like an animatronic corpse

[SchwarberIsKing @SchwarbsMuse]

Holy fuck this is Aura

[MLB @MLB]

Phillies reportedly acquire LHP Brooks Raley from Mets, per multiple reports including @MLBNetwork insider @JonHeyman.

(MLB x @CohnReznick)

[H. W. Plainview @rahammot]

@celtics Big shit

[H. W. Plainview @rahammot]

@AustinW25834584 @UnderdogNFL

[Philadelphia 76ers @sixers]

👑

[Philadelphia 76ers @sixers]

a city fit for a king.

welcome to Philly, @KingJames

@bankofamerica

[Philadelphia 76ers @sixers]

LEBRON JAMES IS A PHILADELPHIA 76ER.

[Philadelphia 76ers @sixers]

can’t believe this is my life.

@KingJames to Philly‼️

[Randy Quaid @RandyRRQuaid]

If you haven’t gone to Ocean City, NJ—a cool, patriotic ocean city that loves its five-time mayor Jay Gillian, Cousin Eddie, and the restaurant Cousins with incredible fresh seafood—or done Christmas in July there, you won’t believe it’s existed for so long without knowing what it is you’ve been missing!

[H. W. Plainview @rahammot]

@AdamSchefter Adam, we do not care

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

HIS NAME IS LEBRON JAMES!

I’m talking about the Man on the Sixers!

[ESPN @espn]

LeBron James shared on social media why he chose to join the Philadelphia 76ers.

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

LEGENDARY

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: LeBron James is signing with the Philadelphia 76ers on a two-year, $8 million deal with a player option, his agent Rich Paul told @ShamsCharania.

[LeBron James @KingJames]

another championship.

I believe I can help make the Philadelphia 76ers a championship team and I am so excited to energize a new fan base and start this incredible journey one last time.  

Thank you LA. Miami I’ll forever love and Northeast Ohio will always home!

🙏🏾🫡👑