Conners

Ad Creative. Screenwriter. Rock Climber. Perpetual Spinster. Wet Blanket. Aspiring Olympic Curling Champion.

[Conners @rahrahshebear]

Time for another #libspill?

[Conners @rahrahshebear]

@dadwroteaporno I’m still personally offended by @uncleegor’s Australian accent #triggered

[Conners @rahrahshebear]

@13cabs I have already emailed your lost property team this morning and have been trying to call to follow up. The driver has already contacted with my friend but called on a private number and I have not been able to contact him since, so I need help contacting him

[Conners @rahrahshebear]

@DickJACroft Not even Jesus.

[Conners @rahrahshebear]

@FreePeople refunded the shipping but doesn't change the fact that I ordered express for a reason!!

[Conners @rahrahshebear]

@urbn brands full of false promises on delivery to Aus. Paid express @FreePeople shipping but hasn't shipped 5 days later & told 3-6 days is really 7-10 days. Told @UrbanOutfitters undelivered order cldnt be looked into til 12biz days, messaged@13d & now told 14d. Not happy

[The Late Show @colbertlateshow]

BREAKING: We finally have a new Halloween jam courtesy of @StephenAtHome, @therealelp and @KillerMike! #HalloweenWiggle

[Conners @rahrahshebear]

"If they decide to shorten it or longer it..." #shitmyartdirectorsays

[Conners @rahrahshebear]

@ashadihopper https://t.co/gwotx4IkBk

[The NT News @TheNTNews]

WHAT REALLY HAPPENED AT THE ABS ON CENSUS NIGHT. #CensusFail

[Conners @rahrahshebear]

Enjoyed the new #AirNZ safety video, but that could just be the fact that @rhysiedarby is one of my favourite people and can do no wrong.

[Conners @rahrahshebear]

.@aplusk is totally going to jump out after the US presidential election & tell everyone that he & Trump have Punk'd the world. Right?

[Aus Gov Just Googled @GovGoogles]

am i out of touch or is it the children who are wrong

[Aus Gov Just Googled @GovGoogles]

hire sonia kruger border force job

[Conners @rahrahshebear]

@mRiah Bro, you're obvs not that chill given Cosmo deleted your article? #jernalism

[Conners @rahrahshebear]

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS https://t.co/8PbypJYkdx

[Tony Abbott @HonTonyAbbott]

Good to see @BorisJohnson as the new UK foreign secretary. He's a good friend of Australia.

[Conners @rahrahshebear]

#Bremain currently 49.8% #Brexit at 50.2%. Britain -- as we'd say down here in Australia... You are kooking it. #kooks #EURefResults

[Conners @rahrahshebear]

When you're going to work but decide you'd rather chill on the bridge in your speed dealers https://t.co/79omAMNpW2

[7NEWS Sydney @7NewsSydney]

Sydney Harbour Bridge: Man sitting near the top of the bridge. NSW Police Rescue on the bridge. #7News
https://t.co/pGchfAviZK

[Conners @rahrahshebear]

AD1: "The production of cocaine is actually incredibly bad for the environment."
AD2: "Yeah, but so is almond milk."
#shitartdirectorssay

[Conners @rahrahshebear]

Words I Like: Doovalacki #wordporn #kindof

[Conners @rahrahshebear]

Words I Like: Dither #wordporn