Rahul Bhati

co-founder @ Stacklance. DevOps and AWS by day. building where rankings are bought and we say so. the ranking is the receipt

[Rahul Bhati @rahulbhatix]

Went back to Stack Overflow for 1 question in 2026.

Reply 2011 if you've been marked duplicate too 👇

#stackoverflow #claude

[Rahul Bhati @rahulbhatix]

it only hears from me after midnight. 3 AM, usually.

who checks on you when you're coding at 3 AM? tell me 👇

#claude #developerlife

[Rahul Bhati @rahulbhatix]

I tried vibe coding for 1 afternoon. Now there are 400 files.

Reply VIBES if you've shipped something you don't understand 👇

#vibecoding #claude

[Rahul Bhati @rahulbhatix]

explain it like i'm desi, part 1: what's an API?

which tech word should part 2 explain? tell me in one word 👇

#claude #aitools

[Rahul Bhati @rahulbhatix]

A new model dropped on Tuesday. Claude was not impressed.

Reply ROTATED once you've checked yours 👇

#claude #ai

[Rahul Bhati @rahulbhatix]

i asked for 1 blue button. i got 2,481 new lines.

what's the smallest ask that turned into a refactor for you? tell me 👇

#claude #claudecode

[Rahul Bhati @rahulbhatix]

I asked my AI to rate my app. It said mid.

Reply MID if your AI has roasted your code too 👇

#claude #aitools

[Rahul Bhati @rahulbhatix]

it agreed with me 3 times. i was wrong twice.

what's the wrongest thing your AI has agreed with? tell me 👇

#claude #aitools

[Rahul Bhati @rahulbhatix]

Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang just sent a company-wide email admitting he cheated on his wife.

That's not even the biggest part. The woman is reportedly a suspected Chinese intelligence asset.

[Rahul Bhati @rahulbhatix]

Claude... I tried Codex.

Reply CLAUDE or CODEX. Who's carrying your code right now? 👇

#claude #codex

[Rahul Bhati @rahulbhatix]

3 AM. CPU at 98°C. So was I.

Close the laptop. Bookmark this for the night you need it 🌙

#developer #burnout

[Rahul Bhati @rahulbhatix]

Every developer knows this call. 📞
"Beta, the printer is not working."

Tag the family IT guy 📞

#developer #indianmom

[Rahul Bhati @rahulbhatix]

Rejection email number 12.

Tag someone on application number 13 🤍

#developer #jobsearch

[Rahul Bhati @rahulbhatix]

Forgot password. Again.

Tell me your password reset count this month 👇

#programmerhumor #password

[Rahul Bhati @rahulbhatix]

Friday, 6 PM. Weekend plans: party at 8. "I'll just fix one small bug."

Tell me how many plans one bug has cost you 👇

#programmerhumor #weekend

[Rahul Bhati @rahulbhatix]

First day at the new job. 9 AM: excited.

Tell me what your first commit was 👇

#programmerhumor #firstday

[Rahul Bhati @rahulbhatix]

My 27th birthday. Nobody called. Or so I thought. 🎂

Call your mom. Then tell me if this one got you 👇

#developer #birthday

[Rahul Bhati @rahulbhatix]

26 years old. 90 year old spine.

Stand up now. Then tag the dev who sits like a question mark 🧍

#developer #backpain

[Rahul Bhati @rahulbhatix]

Day 3 at the new job. Everyone in the 10 AM standup sounds smarter than me. Brutal.

Tell me I'm not the only one 👇

#developer #impostersyndrome

[Rahul Bhati @rahulbhatix]

Manager: how long will it take?
Me: 2 days. 😌

Tell me the worst estimate you've ever given 👇

#programmerhumor #softwareengineer