Rahul V

Research | Strategy | Data Storytelling | Applied Astrology & Graphology

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@SandeepMall Shopping malls need to be renamed to 'sightseeing/photoshoot malls'. For actual buying there's at least one app on everyone's phone now.

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Most honest company on the planet.

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@vikramchandra At this rate, the only foolproof proof of citizenship would be a video recording of doctors delivering you from the womb in an Indian ICU.

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@UnSubtleDesi Going by the current state of events - if the phone didn't had the feature to magically vanish when someone is caught using it to cheat in exams, it's phone manufacturer's fault.

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And those so called results are as generic as saying 'sky is blue'.

[Anshika Pathak @pathakanshika06]

GOODBYE, ASTROLOGERS. CHATGPT HAS MADE IT EASY AND FREE. YOU JUST HAVE TO ENTER YOUR BIRTH DATE. NO HOROSCOPES, NO TAROT. COPY THESE 6 PROMPTS TO GET RESULTS THAT WILL LEAVE YOU SPEECHLESS 👇🏽

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@malpani How about a (family/wife) directional fee, sir? - that'll work offline as well.

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AI will create new job categories
Meanwhile, new categories:

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'Dr Lal PathLabs' is not a diagnostic company but actually a secret service agency.

A few days ago, I needed to get an urgent X-ray done, so called one of their labs to confirm everything beforehand before making the visit. Except I found out you can't actually call the lab; you end up calling their customer service instead.

Anyways, I explained what I needed and simply asked the customer service representative for the direct contact number of that particular lab so I could speak to them directly and coordinate.

And their response – “Sir, we don’t have the direct contact number of our labs. We can just tell the address and the working hours”

I was like, what!!!

This meant if I want to actually speak to the lab to coordinate anything with them, I've to physically go here and there in an emergency situation.

Pure stupidity is what I think.

I've no idea what the reason is behind this setup, but if your own customer service cannot connect a customer with your own diagnostic centre, perhaps the labs are operating under a level of secrecy usually reserved for intelligence agencies.

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@mark_k Most obvious looking reason behind this sudden alignment of the SEA (Sam, Elon, Amodei) .

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@idlebrainjeevi Self-cooking food at home is even more cheaper.

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@coinbureau He should look at his own speed first.

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How come everyone has been involved into cleaning rivers suddenly?

[🚨Indian Gems @IndianGems_]

A boy named Akash Gupta and his four friends single handedly cleaned the polluted Manorama River of UP in 134 days.

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@AnatoliKopadze First they make all sort of models/updates, then themselves post these scary messages; what's the point?

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@sapnamadan That's some (in) sane advice.

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Those sci-fi movies were so correct.

[ohshin @ohshinbhat]

ITS OFFICIAL.
@laukiantonson (our ai-agent) is now the CEO of @upsurgelabs. first in my bloodline to see AI, officially running a whole company.

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@xavierunclelite We're not far from ayurvedic vodka and beer.

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@ShivrattanDhil1 Visitors are top government and business representatives. Hotels are making money out of an audience with deepest of pockets, that's primary concerned about top-notch service and security. Everywhere obsession with price point isn't correct.

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@GabbbarSingh Please, this isn't watery stuff - this is water sprinkled with some dahi and dal droplets.

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@AstroSharmistha This reality is too hard to digest. Till the time this/AI hits everyone, let them enjoy their fantasy.

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@ravihanda These are healthy eggs via healthy hens; the rest are produce of non-gym-going hens.

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So a guy buys a Bravia TV for ₹1.5L; its panel died on its own within warranty but Sony blamed 'external damage with zero proof.

The customer responds with https://t.co/2wo2boKuLb, a site documenting the whole dispute. It's now turn of the company that replies with a ₹5 crore legal notice demanding he delete the site apologize unconditionally, and hand over the domain in the name of "cybersquatting." But, the customer didn't budge, infact he posts the notice and the rebuttal publicly on the same website (💪).

Sony will probably win the legal fight but the brand value isn't decided in court, it's in public perception and seems that verdict's already out.