Odysseus

Not only am I a raider of cities, but I'm also the stealer of ya girl.

[Odysseus @raiderofcities_]

🙌🙌🙌 https://t.co/rIzixEGRPM

[Orange Coat Girl @orangecoatgirl]

@tinydick124 No! Even though I was scared of her, I still love & respect her, Milo, and every human on earth. That's why I'm a feminist! :^)

[Penelope @Wifeofodysseus_]

Peace is restored in Ithaca, my son is happy, and Odysseus is home. All is right with my family. (:

[Argos @_argosthedog]

@raiderofcities3 I love you master. Thank you for letting me die a hap

[Odysseus @raiderofcities_]

@yaboypolyphemus after I got your eye #TheOdyssey #sorrynotsorry #youuglytbh

[Penelope @Wifeofodysseus_]

V sad Odysseus' mother passed due to a broken heart before they got to see each other one last time! ))-': RIP

[Odysseus @raiderofcities_]

When your men eat Helios's cattle kms 😳 #why #TheOdyssey

[Odysseus @raiderofcities_]

@divine_calypso @Wifeofodysseus_ Ladies, can we all just settle down? #Ithoughtthefightingwasover

[Penelope @Wifeofodysseus_]

@divine_calypso @raiderofcities_ Lucky for me, my anger towards my beloved is as wholesome as your line of suitors. #lacking

[Odysseus @raiderofcities_]

@divine_calypso it happened before I crashed at your place #getyourfactsstraight #youdontknowmystory

[Odysseus @raiderofcities_]

Accidentally getting cursed by #Poseidon
#TheOdyssey

[Odysseus @raiderofcities_]

@Wifeofodysseus_ No one baby 😙

[Odysseus @raiderofcities_]

@circethewitchh @divine_calypso Well, I obviously did something right for you women to be into me

[Odysseus @raiderofcities_]

@divine_calypso @circethewitchh where do you guys meet? The underworld where you belong? #savage #faithful #penelope5ever

[Odysseus @raiderofcities_]

Having to sacrifice your men like
#TheOdyssey #rip

[Odysseus @raiderofcities_]

@Wifeofodysseus_ 😘

[Odysseus @raiderofcities_]

@seppycups @divine_calypso @circethewitchh Stop attacking this defenseless young man, temptresses!

[Odysseus @raiderofcities_]

When you know your girl is the best. Ily babe 💕😍 #bae #mygoddess #betterthanalltherest

[Odysseus @raiderofcities_]

@divine_calypso Chill! We were a thing for only like, seven years...my love for Penelope is eternal #resisttheurge #gotnothingonmygirl

[Odysseus @raiderofcities_]

@seppycups Hello, Sebastian, sipper of cups. It's hard to say...so many good men to remember! I would estimate around 1,000 men. 😢 #rip

[Odysseus @raiderofcities_]

@divine_calypso I've been doing well. But please, excuse me, divine and beautiful goddess. I have to tend to my wife now. #backawaytemptress