Rajan ☬

Here for a good time, not a long time

[Rajan ☬ @raijynx]

Better start calling me Juicy by Doja Cat ft. tyga because I don't fuck with rats❗️❗️❗️ 🚫🐀

[Rajan ☬ @raijynx]

@RoseTintedInk identity crisis but instead of Peter coming up with his own four personalities he cycles through whichever one of his rogues he's decided to embody that day

[Rajan ☬ @raijynx]

@affyyyyg people really out here pre-ordering babies it's a little mad

[Rajan ☬ @raijynx]

@bjorksfilm I NEED THAT STONE.

[Rajan ☬ @raijynx]

case in point my ability to watch movies goes up considerably

[Rajan ☬ @raijynx]

FETAL ALCOHOL SYNDROME

[Rajan ☬ @raijynx]

time before that I watched cloudy with a chance of meatballs, thought of a joke about a character but he went offscreen and I only remembered at the very end of the movie where I leapt off the seat and said:

[Rajan ☬ @raijynx]

last time I watched a movie high (a devil wears prada) I remember every scene individually but have absolutely no idea how they logically flowed to each other

I also counted how many minorities there were (only one)

[julia @eathedocument]

watching a movie high will have you saying shit like “masterful” to yourself

[Rajan ☬ @raijynx]

realest shit I ever heard

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Josh Hutcherson says he spends all of his spare time staring at walls and playing Fortnite.

“I haven’t seen ‘Oppenheimer’, ‘Maestro’, ‘Past Lives’, and it might be because of Fortnite.”

(Source: @joshuahorowitz)

[dan hentschel @danghentschel]

School does not do enough to prepare students for the real life problems they will face as adults.

I often add somewhat personal questions on tests and quizzes, and love reading their insightful responses.

They have helped me more than I care to admit.

[Rajan ☬ @raijynx]

if cannibals were smart they would try a piece of themselves first, realise it really isn't all that and then not have to keep the bit going for honestly pretty mediocre meat

[Rajan ☬ @raijynx]

like once you try eating someone else, it's over? you can't take that back so you double down

[Rajan ☬ @raijynx]

cannibalism is just a bit you commit to

[Rajan ☬ @raijynx]

@affyyyyg bro can't catch a break rn

[Rajan ☬ @raijynx]

@bjorksfilm sounds like you found mine