I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning. He agrees that the tomb should be shut forever and the rock should not be rolled away. He was insistent that what was buried, stay buried. And he prays for the needs of the Emperor All-Giving, the Undying King.
I’m too pretentious about my mechaslop to let anyone to do Handler/Pilot Stuff with me. If I catch a whiff from your mid-coital improvisational worldbuilding that your only exposure to the genre is AO3 smut I’m packing up and leaving. I’m stealing something out of your house.