melanie ⎕

just here to make oscar wilde proud

priv: @backalleypastry

[melanie ⎕ @railing_racket]

just discovered the ao3 tag israeli severus snape and id like to congratulate whoever came up with that for successfully making snape even more dislikeable

[mangle @gdnghtsocialite]

rest in peace icon

[melanie ⎕ @railing_racket]

in short: diggah ham die amis alle lack gesoffen?

[melanie ⎕ @railing_racket]

yeah im sure the northern german dockworkers in the 19th century were looking for a covert way to say the n-word

[kirubel @yotsubataakun]

"Not everything revolves around americans" yeah but your dumb slang word just happens to rhyme with nigga for absolutely nooo reason...and antiblackness would never ever ever exist in germany of ALL places...

[melanie ⎕ @railing_racket]

nevermind that the spelling actually changes with local dialects. its spelled diggah/digga in the north due to our habbit of turning ck's into g's whereas its mostly spelled dicka in berlin

[melanie ⎕ @railing_racket]

ai leck eier

[lea🚩 @ProLeataria]

@J33ls Wie stehst du zum Existenzrecht von Israel?

[melanie ⎕ @railing_racket]

happy anniversary to all those who celebrate

[Sky News Breaking @SkyNewsBreak]

Baroness Thatcher died this morning following a stroke according to her spokesman Lord Bell

[1964archives @1964archives]

Palestinian women joining the Resistance fighters in Beirut, Lebanon, 1982

[melanie ⎕ @railing_racket]

somewhere on this earth jensen button is popping a bottle of champagne

[Daniel Moxon @dmoxon_]

Sky Sports have confirmed their list of presenters and pundits for the new #F1 season.

Danica Patrick is not on that list.

[melanie ⎕ @railing_racket]

why is phil lester disneybounding as oswald cobblepot

[ros ☁️ @goincrazyfast]

a duo i just made up

[David Lynch @DAVID_LYNCH]

I'm pretty sure I'm connected to the moon.

[melanie ⎕ @railing_racket]

i thought myrrh was just jesus' worst birthday present?

[Nothing GOEs @NothingGOE]

Red Bull Racing announce new addition to replace Yuki Tsunoda in their 2026 driver line-up.

[melanie ⎕ @railing_racket]

starting to think this lando guy is pretty good under pressure after all

[melanie ⎕ @railing_racket]

in mourning

[melanie ⎕ @railing_racket]

human too haters dni

[Hikaru Nakamura @GMHikaru]

I've been busy so I've forgotten to encourage my followers and all chess fans to nominate Danya for the speed run and strategy game category for the streamer awards. Use this link https://t.co/Vn0fvaOXhA Rest in speed, my friend.

[melanie ⎕ @railing_racket]

🙏 please be hot 🙏 please be hot 🙏 please be hot 🙏

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Two people have been arrested over the theft of jewels at the Louvre.

(https://t.co/3TVEB2KL3G)

[melanie ⎕ @railing_racket]

soo.. when do we get dan and phil reacting to phan conspiracy theories???